Politics

Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”

In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…

Life & Style

God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins

In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins.…

Life & Style

Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet.…

Science & Technology

Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee

You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can’t afford…

Music

Chris Motionless from Motionless In White, “Ronnie Who?” When Asked About Ronnie Radke’s Twitter Obsession with Him

In what can only be described as a textbook case of social media stalking, Falling In Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke has been obsessively tweeting…

Music

Skrillex Releases Two New Records and We’re Not Sure Whether to Dance or Run Away

LOS ANGELES – In a move that has left the music world both confused and intrigued, electronic music producer Skrillex has released two new…

Reviews

We Asked a Life Coach to Review the Used’s New Album ‘Toxic Positivity’

Life coach and self-proclaimed expert on positivity, Mindy Bloom, has recently reviewed The Used’s latest album, Toxic Positivity, for Vanflip and her verdict is…

Life & Style

Saranac Lake, New York Residents Become Deputy Dictators in Support of Local Tyranny

In a heartwarming show of community spirit, the residents of a small New York town have come together to support their tyrannous leader in…

Music

MacBook Pro Rocks Out: Hardest Working Musician in Metal Reveals All in Exclusive Interview

It’s no secret that legendary shredders and dynamic drummers dominate the world of metal music. But one artist is quietly making a name for…

Music

Introducing Nevertune: The Guitar Tuners That Make Life Harder for Musicians Everywhere!

It’s a problem that has been plaguing musicians for generations: guitars that stay in tune. But now, thanks to Nevertune, the revolutionary new guitar…