Science & Technology

Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail

In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue…

Life & Style

Stabbing Victim’s Last Words Take a Witty Turn

In a shocking turn of events, a stabbing victim’s last words were not a plea for help or an expression of sorrow but rather…

Music

Shoegaze Band Singer Accused of Staring Too Longingly at Crowd

They call it shoegaze for a reason. The frontman of the popular shoegaze band “The Dreamy Boys” was accused of gazing too longingly at…

Music

Creed Announces Comeback Tour: ‘We Just Need a Little Bit of Gas Money!’

The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there’s just one catch: they…

Music

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold Confesses to Controversial Pre-Show Habit

LOS ANGELES – In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows dropped a bombshell when he revealed that he smells…

Entertainment

Oh No, Jerry Seinfeld Sinks To All New Lows With His Latest Jokes

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld recently took to the stage to debut some new material. Unfortunately, he wasn’t met with the usual laughs and cheers, but…

Life & Style

Is Joe Biden a Fake? Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Prank Will Blow Your Mind!

WASHINGTON D.C. – It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…

Life & Style

Bill Gates & George Soros Population Control Scheme Revealed: Vaccination to be Used to ‘Drastically Reduce’ Human Population, Leaked Audio Reveals

In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world’s population by…

Music

Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music

A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version…