Life & Style

Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe

Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out…

Music

Linkin Park Launches Cryptic Countdown, Fans Brace for End of the World

In a move that has fans scratching their heads and preparing for the worst, Linkin Park has launched a cryptic countdown on their website,…

Life & Style

Self-serve Checkouts Take Over Grocery Store, Hostage Situation Ensues

The residents of a small town in New York were in for a shock this week when their local grocery store announced that it…

Music

Madonna Caught Red-Handed Stealing Ideas for New Album

Madonna, the Queen of Pop, has been stealing ideas for her new album from unsuspecting musicians and songwriters. According to sources close to the…

Music

Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search

Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late.…

Politics

Breaking News: Vladimir Putin Steps Down After Horror Writer Stephen King Demands He Resigns Over Invasion of Ukraine

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his immediate resignation today, citing a tweet from bestselling author Stephen King as the reason for his sudden departure.…

Music

Deftones’ Music Revealed to be Nothing More Than Whiny Complaints Set to Down-Tuned Guitars

SACRAMENTO, CA – In a shocking revelation, it turns out that the music of Sacramento-based band Deftones is nothing more than a collection of…

Science & Technology

Pfizer Unveils Revolutionary New Virus, ‘Pfiz-23’; Vaccine to Follow Closely Behind

Pfizer has announced the creation of a brand new virus, cleverly named “Pfiz-23”. But before you panic, the pharmaceutical giant has already developed a…

Music

Lil Nas X is All Grown Up, Now Goes By Big Nas X

Lil Nas X, the rapper behind the 2019 hit “Old Town Road,” has made an announcement that has left fans of all ages scratching…

Music

Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die

It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved…