Music

Sleep Token Outed as an AI

The popular band Sleep Token has been outed as an AI band. The band’s ethereal and haunting music is not the product of human…

Music

Gene Simmons Never Got the Memo: Rock and Roll is Dead

It’s been decades since KISS frontman Gene Simmons first graced the stage with his signature fire-breathing, pyrotechnic rock and roll show, but it seems…

Music

Ticketmaster Responds to Complaints About Fees: “We’re Adding More Just Because We Can”

Despite overwhelming complaints from customers, Ticketmaster has announced that it will be adding even more fees to its ticket sales. “We’ve heard you loud…

Politics

Joe Biden Asks Kremlin for Permission to Visit Ukraine, Offers to Bring Snacks and Ice Cream

President Joe Biden reportedly asked the Kremlin for permission to visit Ukraine hours before his recent diplomatic mission, and he also offered to bring…

Music

Ice-T Demands to be Frozen Alive After Receiving Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

Hip-hop legend and “Law and Order: SVU” star Ice-T caused a stir on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday when he demanded to be…

Music

Rock Legend Ozzy Osbourne Trades In Touring for Corporate Sellout Life, Stars in PlayStation VR 2 Commercial

The world of rock and roll was rocked to its core recently when Ozzy Osbourne announced that he would no longer tour and instead…

Life & Style

Harvey Weinstein Tells Us All About Relationships – and it’s Not Pretty!

In a surprising move, disgraced former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has taken it upon himself to offer his two cents on relationships – and…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect

In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…

Music

RIP Pop Smoke: Fans Celebrate Third Anniversary of Pop Smoke’s Death by Playing His Music Incomprehensibly Loud

On the third anniversary of Pop Smoke’s tragic passing, fans worldwide are remembering the rapper’s unique style of “mumble rap” by playing his music…

Entertainment

Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire to Do Rock Paper Scissors, Best Two out of Three for Role of Spider-Man in Spider-Man 4 That Is Currently Being Written

In a showdown for the ages, actors Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire are set to face off in a high-stakes game of rock paper…