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Entertainment
Patton Oswalt Admits to Scripting His Appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy! – ‘I Wanted to Make Sure I Won’
Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt shocked the world yesterday when he admitted to scripting his appearance on the highly-anticipated game show “Celebrity Jeopardy.” In…
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Music
Nardwuar the Snitch: Rapping World on Edge as Music’s Most Famous Interviewer Set to Rat Out Hip-Hop’s Biggest Names
It’s been a wild ride for Nardwuar the Human Serviette, a Canadian-born music journalist, interviewer, and all-around hip-hop enthusiast. But now, it looks like…
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Music
Skrillex Drops Banger Inspired by Dial-Up Modem Noises
EDM fans everywhere are rejoicing after Skrillex released his latest single, “The Modemedown,” yesterday. The track, which is a thumping dance banger, features an…
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Life & Style
Jim Cramer Denies It’s Raining, Asserts Stock Market Confidence Amidst Rising Floods
(New York City) – As torrential downpours drenched the streets and floodwaters began to rise around him, CNBC’s famed financial guru Jim Cramer confidently…
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Music
Beyoncé Launches 2023 ‘Renaissance Tour’: Brace Yourself for a Trip to the Past
Beyoncé has declared her intention to bring the Renaissance to the UK, Europe, and North America with her latest tour. Yes, you heard that…
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Entertainment
Sick Kids Sidelined as Mr Beast Pours Fortune into Military Hardware for Ukraine
YouTube sensation Mr Beast has decided to ignore the pleas of sick children needing medical treatment and instead use his vast fortune to donate…
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Music
Sleep Token: Mysterious Personas Finally Exposed
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the music world, Sleep Token, the mysterious musical act known for their elaborate masks and…
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Music
Peppa Pig Gets a Gritty Makeover with Deathcore
The beloved children’s character Peppa Pig has been making waves this week with the release of her new album: Deathcore. The album features an…
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Science & Technology
Wow! We Let Elon Musk Drill a 4mm Hole into Our Skull and Now We Have a Headache
At Vanflip, we are always on the lookout for the latest trends and technological advancements, even if they sound like a terrible idea. So…
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Politics
Democrats and Republicans, Shut Up and Pay Your Taxes Like Good Little Worker Bees: Your Money Will Help Fund the War Machine, Because Who Hates the Troops?
It’s time to put aside our political differences and come together as a nation to do what we do best: pay taxes. That’s right,…