Music

Uh Oh: Justin Bieber Has Been Caught Moonlighting as a Jingle Writer for Pharmaceutical Companies

It was recently revealed that renowned pop star Justin Bieber had been secretly moonlighting as a professional jingle writer. The singer, who has long…

Music

Morrissey Announces new far right merchandise line

In a shocking turn of events, the beloved alternative rock icon Morrissey has announced the launch of his latest merchandise line, ‘Morrissey and the…

Music

Guy Fieri Announces New Metal Band and Tracklist For Self-titled Album

The world of heavy metal music was rocked today with the announcement that celebrity chef Guy Fieri is launching a metal band. The band,…

Opinion

Has Periphery Guitarist Misha Mansoor Sold Out to Big Pharma?

It’s no secret that Misha Mansoor has been a major figure in the metal and progressive rock community for years. His band, Periphery, has…

Opinion

Slash invited me to his house for a succulent KFC dinner and had an existential crisis

I arrived at Slash’s house, expecting to be greeted by a rockstar. But instead, I was met by an unassuming figure wearing a Guns…

Music

Karnivool Announces an Announcement About The Announcement for Their Upcoming Album Announcement

Karnivool fans rejoice! The Australian progressive rock band has announced an exciting new announcement that will have their die-hard fans frothing at the mouth…

Music

Fred Durst Wants To Save Twitter Using “The power of nu-metal”

Fred Durst, world-renowned vocalist and frontman of the nu-metal band Limp Bizkit, has announced his latest venture: saving Twitter. The social media platform has…

Music

Periphery Finally Reveals Details About Their Upcoming Album: Periphery V

In a long-awaited announcement, djent pioneers Periphery has finally revealed the release of their highly anticipated new album titled Periphery V – The Sound…

Music

Metallica Announces St Anger 2

In a shocking move, Metallica has announced the release of their highly anticipated album, St Anger 2, featuring even more snare drum than the…

Opinion

Tom Petty: A Rock Icon Who Knew How to Get Kids Off the Streets

Anyone who has ever been a teenager in the mid-to-late 90s knows the name, Tom Petty. He was part of the trifecta of rock…