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Music
Andrew Tate’s Penis Implant: A Bigger, Better Way to Boast
In what can only be described as a bizarre but remarkably effective attempt to gain social media attention, Andrew Tate recently announced that he…
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Music
EXCLUSIVE: We Interviewed the Ghost of Avicii Using a Ouija Board
At Vanflip HQ, we constantly look for ways to push the envelope. And we recently sat down and interviewed Avicci in the afterlife using…
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Music
Disturbed Front man David Draiman Asked To Step Through Airport Metal Detector “one more time” by security
David Draiman of the metal band Disturbed was recently asked to step through the airport metal detector one more time. It was the third…
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Gaming
Rockstar Games Announces Stunning and Brave New Direction for Grand Theft Auto VI
Rockstar Games, the developers of the world-famous Grand Theft Auto franchise, have just announced their newest title in the series, Grand Theft Auto 6.…
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Opinion
Guitar Amplifiers Are For Losers
It’s time to face the facts: guitar amplifiers are for losers. I know, I know, they’ve been a staple in the music industry for…
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Music
Metal Bands Utilize Virtual Reality to Hide Sweatshop Reality
In a desperate attempt to hide the truth from their fans, metal bands worldwide have begun to utilize virtual reality (VR) headsets to cover…
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Music
Michigan Concertgoer Loses Three Teeth at Local Metal Show, “The best gig I’ve ever been to”
Local Flint, Michigan man Bob Smith was punched in the mouth by the lead vocalist of a controversial local metal band and lost three…
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Music
Your Uncle Billy Just Slipped You a Fifty to Play Hold the Line by Toto Through the Bluetooth Speaker. What Are You Going to Do?
Ah, Uncle Billy. Always one for the classics! You were expecting a classic from Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, but Uncle Billy has something else…
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Music
Emo Pop-punk Turned Deathcore Band Announces Their “Heaviest Album Yet”
Broken Hearts and Wrist Marks have just announced the release of their heaviest album yet. The album, titled ‘Hyper-Gravitational’, is said to be so…
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Music
Elon Musk calls out Lorna Shore fans on Twitter
Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group’s recent decision…
