Music

Move Over Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly is the Greatest Rapper of All Time!

When you think of legendary rappers, names like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G, and Eminem probably come to mind. But move over, folks, because there’s a…

Music

John Lennon Still Alive?! Fans Question Re-Emergence of Legendary Beatle

The world was shocked today by the sudden return of John Lennon, the legendary Beatle who famously died in 1980. Lennon appeared mysteriously in…

Opinion

Breaking News: Turns Out Every Day is International Men’s Day! Oh, and Happy International Women’s Day!

Forget November 19th, folks. We have some groundbreaking news to share with you. After conducting some extensive research, we have discovered that every day…

Business

Binance CEO Promises Funds are ‘Safu’ as He Flees to Country Without Extradition Treaty

Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao declared that all user funds were safe and secure following reports that he had booked a one-way flight to a…

Music

Will Smith’s New Song Packs a Punch – Literally!

It looks like Will Smith is at it again. His latest single, “Slap,” has been met with mixed reviews – but mostly positive. The…

Music

Country Music Invading Metalcore: Is This the End of Heavy Music as We Know It?

The signs are everywhere: country music is infiltrating every corner of the music world, from the rise of country rap to the recent trend…

Music

Mike Portnoy Launches Secret Chocolate Bar Assault

Mike Portnoy, the famous rock drummer and vocalist for the band Dream Theater, has recently launched a daring assault on a secret chocolate bar.…

Entertainment

Chris Rock’s Latest Comedy Sketch is a Bust

Audiences worldwide recently experienced a new kind of comedy from the famous stand-up, Chris Rock. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of comedy that Rock…

Life & Style

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It’s a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now,…

Opinion

Whoa: I went to a Billy Eilish concert that turned into a political rally and now I’m a Democratic party supporter

Somehow, I found myself at a Billy Eilish concert recently. I knew some of her songs from the radio and I didn’t pay for…