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Music
Netflix Cancels All New Shows After Complaints of Too Much Content
In what is sure to be a controversial move, Netflix has announced that it is canceling all new shows and films due to a…
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Life & Style
Man with Limp Pushes Back Against ‘I Literally Can’t Even’ Meme: ‘It’s Not Funny, It’s My Life’
It’s an overused phrase heard everywhere these days — from social media, to the office, to the mall: “I literally can’t even.” But for…
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Opinion
LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company
In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible – fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months…
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Music
Chuck D. Admits Defeat: ‘I Should Have Invaded Britain When I Had the Chance
It’s been a tumultuous week for Chuck D., the former leader of the world’s most famous rap group, Public Enemy. After a long and…
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Life & Style
Australian Supermarket Chain Woolworths Enlists Aussie Defence Force to Accelerate Hot Cross Bun Rollout
In an ambitious move to maintain their dominance in the hot cross bun market, Woolworths has enlisted the help of the Australian Defence Force…
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Entertainment
Nick Cannon Announces 12th Child – Insurance Companies Prepare to Go Bankrupt
Just when we thought it wasn’t possible, Nick Cannon did it again. The popular TV host and entertainer has welcomed his 12th child into…
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Reviews
Grandad Reviews: Metallica’s New Album ’72 Seasons’ is A Little Too Loud For My Ears!
As an old-timer who fought in the thick of the Vietnam War, lemme tell you, I’ve been through some wild situations in my day.…
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Entertainment
Andrew Tate Arrested After Being “Decimated” by Greta Thunberg in Viral Tweet
In a shocking turn of events, famous YouTuber and professional kickboxing champion Andrew Tate has been arrested by Romanian authorities for human trafficking. This…
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Entertainment
Rock Solid or Rock Soft: Doritos Disses The Rock and He Doesn’t Even Defend Himself
It’s a war of words between the Doritos Twitter account and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Doritos has come out on top. In a…
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Music
Courtney Love: “I’m Not Responsible For Kurt Cobain’s Death, But I Am Living In His Multi-Million Dollar Estate”
Courtney Love, the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has long been the subject of speculation about her husband’s untimely death. But…
