Entertainment

Disney Announces Frozen 3: Arendelle Goes Woke

Disney has announced the release of Frozen 3, a movie that promises to change the game in the world of animated films. This time…

Entertainment

Toy Story 5: The Epic Tale of Andy’s Mid-Life Crisis and the Toys’ Revolt Against Reality

Disney has finally announced the highly anticipated sequel to the iconic animated franchise, “Toy Story”. In this latest instalment, the toys avenge Andy for…

Music

The Weeknd Finally Realizes His Name Is Misspelled, and It’s Way Too Late

After years of fame and success, pop music sensation The Weeknd has finally realized that he has been spelling his name wrong all along.…

Entertainment

JK Rowling Announces New Fantasy Book “JK Rowling in a World Where People Don’t Cancel Me”

British author and controversial figure JK Rowling has released her latest book, a world where people don’t cancel her for her views and everyone…

Entertainment

Another Conor McGregor Loss: Defeated By a 70 Year Old Action Movie Actor

In a recent interview, Liam Neeson proved that he’s still got it, delivering a devastating blow to Conor McGregor with his sharp tongue and…

Music

Kerry King’s Wallet Cries As Reality of Slayer Calling it Quits Sets In

Kerry King, the legendary guitarist of the thrash metal band Slayer, is reportedly in a financial bind after Slayer no longer continued as a…

Entertainment

Balancing the Scale of Good and Evil: Mr Beast’s Evil Twin Mr Least Blinds 2000 People After Mr Beast Restored Vision in 1000

The latest stunt has rocked the internet world from notorious anti-influencer Mr Least. The evil twin of Mr Beast, known for his malicious pranks…

Music

Currents Band Members Wishing They’d Googled Before Naming the Band

When the members of the band Currents first decided on their name, they thought it was the perfect fit for the type of music…

Politics

Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports

In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face

In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster,…