Music

Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing

It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling…

Music

Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away

In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London.…

Music

Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits

In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew…

Music

Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?

Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the…

Reviews

Review: Every Loser by Iggy Pop

It’s been an exciting time for Iggy Pop fans with the release of his new album, Every Loser. But the record will leave many…

Opinion

The Band Ghost has been lying to you: they’re not really ghosts

It’s been an open secret for years now. The Swedish heavy metal band Ghost is not actually comprised of ghosts, despite the band’s best…

Business

Warren Buffet’s Surprising Secret to Wealth: ‘Just Buy a Lot of Beanie Babies’

In a recent interview, famed investor Warren Buffet revealed his surprising secret to amassing incredible wealth: Beanie Babies. “It’s really quite simple,” Mr. Buffet…

Music

Theophilus London Becomes Hide and Seek Champion, Still Missing

World-renowned musician Theophilus London has officially been declared the world’s first-ever Hide and Seek Champion, despite the fact that he has been missing since…

Music

Robotic Vacuum Steals the Show at Imagine Dragons Concert

The Imagine Dragons concert at the local arena was rocked last night, but not by the band’s music. Instead, an unexpected guest – a…

Entertainment

From Strangers to Best Friends: How a Scuffle in an Airport Lounge With Russell Crowe Led to an Unexpected Bromance

It all started at the LAX airport when I decided to grab a bite in the first-class lounge. Little did I know that my…