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Courtney Love: “I’m Not Responsible For Kurt Cobain’s Death, But I Am Living In His Multi-Million Dollar Estate”
Courtney Love, the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has long been the subject of speculation about her husband’s untimely death. But…
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Andrew Tate’s Penis Implant: A Bigger, Better Way to Boast
In what can only be described as a bizarre but remarkably effective attempt to gain social media attention, Andrew Tate recently announced that he…
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EXCLUSIVE: We Interviewed the Ghost of Avicii Using a Ouija Board
At Vanflip HQ, we constantly look for ways to push the envelope. And we recently sat down and interviewed Avicci in the afterlife using…
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Disturbed Front man David Draiman Asked To Step Through Airport Metal Detector “one more time” by security
David Draiman of the metal band Disturbed was recently asked to step through the airport metal detector one more time. It was the third…
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Metal Bands Utilize Virtual Reality to Hide Sweatshop Reality
In a desperate attempt to hide the truth from their fans, metal bands worldwide have begun to utilize virtual reality (VR) headsets to cover…
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Michigan Concertgoer Loses Three Teeth at Local Metal Show, “The best gig I’ve ever been to”
Local Flint, Michigan man Bob Smith was punched in the mouth by the lead vocalist of a controversial local metal band and lost three…
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Your Uncle Billy Just Slipped You a Fifty to Play Hold the Line by Toto Through the Bluetooth Speaker. What Are You Going to Do?
Ah, Uncle Billy. Always one for the classics! You were expecting a classic from Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, but Uncle Billy has something else…
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Emo Pop-punk Turned Deathcore Band Announces Their “Heaviest Album Yet”
Broken Hearts and Wrist Marks have just announced the release of their heaviest album yet. The album, titled ‘Hyper-Gravitational’, is said to be so…
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Elon Musk calls out Lorna Shore fans on Twitter
Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group’s recent decision…
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Uh Oh: Justin Bieber Has Been Caught Moonlighting as a Jingle Writer for Pharmaceutical Companies
It was recently revealed that renowned pop star Justin Bieber had been secretly moonlighting as a professional jingle writer. The singer, who has long…
