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Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns
Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge,…
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Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created
In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other…
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Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing
It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling…
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Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away
In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London.…
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Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits
In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew…
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Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?
Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the…
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Theophilus London Becomes Hide and Seek Champion, Still Missing
World-renowned musician Theophilus London has officially been declared the world’s first-ever Hide and Seek Champion, despite the fact that he has been missing since…
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Robotic Vacuum Steals the Show at Imagine Dragons Concert
The Imagine Dragons concert at the local arena was rocked last night, but not by the band’s music. Instead, an unexpected guest – a…
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Music
Netflix Cancels All New Shows After Complaints of Too Much Content
In what is sure to be a controversial move, Netflix has announced that it is canceling all new shows and films due to a…
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Chuck D. Admits Defeat: ‘I Should Have Invaded Britain When I Had the Chance
It’s been a tumultuous week for Chuck D., the former leader of the world’s most famous rap group, Public Enemy. After a long and…
