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Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search
Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late.…
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Deftones’ Music Revealed to be Nothing More Than Whiny Complaints Set to Down-Tuned Guitars
SACRAMENTO, CA – In a shocking revelation, it turns out that the music of Sacramento-based band Deftones is nothing more than a collection of…
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Lil Nas X is All Grown Up, Now Goes By Big Nas X
Lil Nas X, the rapper behind the 2019 hit “Old Town Road,” has made an announcement that has left fans of all ages scratching…
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Music
Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die
It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved…
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Music
Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Djent is Not a Genre, It’s a Mathematical Equation’
Renowned astrophysicist and science commentator Neil deGrasse Tyson has weighed in on the hotly contested debate among music fans and musicians: Is djent a…
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Craig Reynolds of Stray From The Path Unveils Insane Plan to Take on Church of Scientology
Craig Reynolds, drummer of the hardcore band Stray From The Path, has announced his plans to take on the Church of Scientology in a…
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5 Signs Your Metal Band Vocalist Is Actually A Slug From Another Planet About to Enslave Humanity
While most metal vocalists are human, some have been known to be…otherworldly. Here are five signs that your metal vocalist is actually a slug…
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Thrice Thrills Fans with Groundbreaking Performance from Ambulance
Fans of Thrice were in for a treat last night when the band performed from a moving ambulance, joining the growing trend of artists…
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Panic! At the Disco’s Brendan Urie Announces Breakup with…Himself
Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendan Urie announced today that he has officially broken up with himself. “I just couldn’t take it anymore,” Urie…
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Accountant from London Discovers He Has Been Trapped Inside Sleep Token for Months
Dave, a mild-mannered accountant from London, was shocked to discover that he had been trapped inside the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token…
