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The National’s New Song ‘Tropic Morning News’ So Boring, It Puts Listeners to Sleep!
Indie rock band The National has just released a new song from their upcoming album, First Two Pages of Frankenstein. Titled “Tropic Morning News,”…
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Aussie Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven Partners with Bunnings to Give Fans Snags at Upcoming Shows
Australian metalcore band Patient Sixty-Seven is teaming up with hardware store giant Bunnings to give fans a delicious treat at their upcoming shows: snags.…
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Subway Releases Statement: Hacktivist Vocalist’s Rap Was ‘Too Hot to Handle’
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of British Limp Bizkit, Hacktivist, was caught on camera rapping his order to the sandwich artist…
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Frank Ocean Drops New Album, Leaves Fans Guessing
Frank Ocean fans were left scratching their heads this past week when the multi-Grammy Award-winning artist announced the release of his highly anticipated new…
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Wholesome! A Beetle Laid Eggs Inside The Brain of Tosin Abasi and They’re Going To Hatch Soon
Tosin Abasi, the world-renowned virtuoso guitarist, was shocked after a rare species of beetle laid eggs inside his brain. The eggs are expected to…
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Music Industry Forced To Admit That Djent Is Just A Fancy Word For Metal
Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial…
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Queen’s Brian May Shows Off His Hair-Raising Talent
Rock legend Brian May of Queen fame has recently found a new way to show off his musical chops: hair-raising. That’s right. The 72-year-old…
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Pink Floyd Goes Pinker Than Ever: Band Rebrands as ‘Girly Floyd’
Pink Floyd fans may be surprised as the legendary rock band recently announced a dramatic rebranding of their name and image. The band formerly…
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Refused Plays Refused: Band Leaves Audience Refused of Good Music
Audiences all around the world were shocked when the Swedish punk rock band Refused sold tickets to a sold-out show and then refused to…
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King 810 Frontman Shocks Crowd by Beating Homeless Man to Death on Stage
Flint, MI – The lead vocalist of the controversial metal band King 810 shocked fans at a recent concert by brutally beating a homeless…
