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Psychiatrist Baffled After Patient Insists ‘Djent’ Is Real
In a bizarre turn of events, a patient at the local mental health clinic has been insisting that the much-debated music genre ‘djent’ is…
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Tyler, The Creator Declares War on CCP, Promises to Single-Handedly Take Down Communism Worldwide
Rapper and fashion designer Tyler, The Creator has announced his plans to take on the Chinese Communist Party and bring an end to communism…
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Taylor Swift Finally Admits She’s Just a Criminal With a Guitar
Taylor Swift has finally admitted what many of her fans have long suspected: that her music is actually about her criminal activities. “I can…
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Music
The Identity of The Vocalist of Sleep Token Has Been Revealed
Fans of the enigmatic band Sleep Token were left reeling this week when the true identity of the band’s vocalist was finally revealed: none…
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Oasis Reuniting? Fans Unmoved by Prospect of More Mediocre Music
The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with…
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Music
Matt Healy from The 1975 Cancelled: Fans Cry Foul as Band’s Frontman Goes Full Racist
Fans of The 1975 were left reeling today as the band’s frontman, Matt Healy, was officially cancelled following a string of controversial remarks and…
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Music
Experts Baffled by Unending Flood of K-Pop Bands: ‘Where Are They All Coming From?’
In a development that has left music industry experts scratching their heads, the number of K-pop bands continues to skyrocket at an alarming rate.…
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Music
Corey Taylor Offers Up a Solution To End The Russia Ukraine War
Corey Taylor, the frontman for the world-renowned rock band Slipknot, has recently taken a stand on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. While many other celebrities have…
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Music
Linkin Park Launches Cryptic Countdown, Fans Brace for End of the World
In a move that has fans scratching their heads and preparing for the worst, Linkin Park has launched a cryptic countdown on their website,…
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Music
Madonna Caught Red-Handed Stealing Ideas for New Album
Madonna, the Queen of Pop, has been stealing ideas for her new album from unsuspecting musicians and songwriters. According to sources close to the…
