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Entertainment
Equality! All-Female LGBTQI+ Titanic Reboot Set to Sink the Patriarchy!
In what is being labelled as a ground-breaking feminist achievement, Hollywood has announced an all-female, LGBTQI+-inclusive reboot of the classic 1997 film Titanic. This…
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Federal Reserve Declares Swiftian Economy: ‘Tay-Tay is our New Gold Standard,’ Claims Non-Tour Cities are Doomed!
In a world where pop music is the new gold standard, America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift is now the unofficial poster child for economic prosperity.…
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Jonah Hill Booted from Hollywood’s Elite for Offensively Mispronouncing Quinoa
Los Angeles, CA – As the sun set on the glamorous land of Hollywood, a new pariah was birthed out of the shallow depths…
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We Left a Stick of Butter Out on the Kitchen Counter and Watched It Melt, Still Somehow More Entertaining Than This Year’s Predictable Award Show
Los Angeles, CA – In a world where entertainment is at our fingertips, finding something truly captivating is becoming increasingly difficult. From mind-numbing reality…
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Five Iconic Movies That Would’ve Been Blockbuster Masterpieces If They Were Sponsored By Sprite
Grab your popcorn and settle in because we’re about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through some of the greatest films in history…
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Tom Cruise Unveils Secret to Eternal Youth
In an exclusive interview that has left fans and skeptics bewildered, Hollywood icon and seemingly ageless wonder Tom Cruise has finally revealed the secret…
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Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’
Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part…
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LeBron James’ Diplomatic Dunk: NBA Star’s Surprising Praise of the CCP Leaves Fans and Critics in a Spin!
In a recent interview that left fans and critics alike scratching their heads, NBA superstar LeBron James dropped a slam dunk of a statement…
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Adam Sandler Strikes Again: New Netflix Film Promises to Destroy Another Evening of Your Life
LOS ANGELES, CA – Just when you thought it was safe to browse Netflix without fear of stumbling upon another cringe-inducing film, Adam Sandler,…
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Tom Hanks and Police Engage in Bizarre ‘Wilson’ Shouting Match at Local Starbucks
Los Angeles, CA – A seemingly ordinary day at a local Starbucks quickly escalated into an absurdist spectacle when Hollywood legend Tom Hanks, upon…
