Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Experts Puzzled By Lisa Marie Presley’s Mysterious Death — Could It Be Conspiratorial?
In a strange twist of events, the world has been left asking questions following the sudden death of Lisa Marie Presley. The singer and…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Bad Bunny Fans Get a Sneak Peek of His Finances After 65 Minute Call Recording Slip-Up
Bad Bunny, the beloved Puerto Rican singer and rapper, had his fans in a frenzy after accidentally releasing a 65 minute phone call recording…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
DJ Khaled Announces Upcoming Guitar Tab Book, Oh No!
It’s been a wild ride for DJ Khaled lately. After a string of hit songs, multiple albums, and several accompanying video projects, the music…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Prince Harry to Take the Stage in ‘My Truth: the Musical’
Prince Harry has announced he will be taking the stage in a new Broadway musical titled ‘My Truth: The Musical’. The musical is set…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Eddie Murphy’s Golden Globe Speech Shocks Audience, Steals the Show from Will Smith
As Will Smith prepared to accept the Cecil B DeMille Award at the 2023 Golden Globe Awards, no one expected that Eddie Murphy would…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Monkeys Compose Album That is More Djent than Periphery
In a shocking experiment, scientists recently put fifteen monkeys in a music studio and asked them to compose music. The end result? A Periphery…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Paramore Caught Red-Handed: Band Compromised by CCP After Releasing New Communist Anthem ‘C’est Comme Ça’
Pop-punk favorite Paramore has caused quite the stir with their latest release, “C’est Comme Ça.” The song, which celebrates the joys of communism and…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich
White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Dad Takes Down Cheesecake Factory Staff in Epic Cheesecake Showdown
An epic battle of epic proportions unfolded at the local Cheesecake Factory today, as one brave dad took down four staff members after they…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Jeff Beck Still with Us, Haunting Rolling Stone After Flawed Article
Jeff Beck fans rejoice! After Rolling Stone’s article claiming the guitarist never had a signature song, Beck is getting his revenge from beyond the…
· By Martin Finch