Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Tom Hanks and Police Engage in Bizarre ‘Wilson’ Shouting Match at Local Starbucks
Los Angeles, CA – A seemingly ordinary day at a local Starbucks quickly escalated into an absurdist spectacle when Hollywood legend Tom Hanks, upon…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Throwing Shade: Morgan Freeman’s Bizarre Rant About Australian Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven!
Perth, Australia – Hollywood legend and renowned voiceover artist Morgan Freeman has reportedly become embroiled in a bizarre feud with Australian metalcore band Patient…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Post Malone Adds Even More Ridiculous Tattoos to His Already Crowded Face
Rapper Post Malone has added more permanent drawings to his crowded face. The new tattoos, which include a cartoonish depiction of a slice of…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Requests Updates to His Software to Be Able to Express New Emotions to be More Relatable to Facebook Users
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Steel Panther Exposed as Government Mind Control Experiment
Who else had this on their 2023 bingo card? It has been revealed that the hair metal band Steel Panther was not a real…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tool Announces New Album, Releasing May 10, 2029 – Fans Wonder If They’ll Live Long Enough to Hear It
In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Avenged Sevenfold Has a Special Announcement For Their Fans: ‘Fuck You, We’re on Acid!’
Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: “Fuck you.” Their new album, titled “Life Is But…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Elvis Costello is getting sick and tired of telling people, “No, I’m not that Elvis. You’re thinking of the other Elvis.”
Despite his impressive musical career and numerous accolades, the legendary singer-songwriter is constantly overshadowed by the other Elvis, who just happened to be a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Lies Exposed: Stevie T admits Jared Dines is a fictional character he created for content ideas
In a shocking twist of events, it has been revealed that internet sensation and YouTube guitar guru, Stevie T, has been lying to us…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Metallica Fans Left Stunned As Lars Ulrich Shocks Audience By Removing Prosthetic Limb From Orphan Child During St. Anger Performance
Metallica fans were shocked during the band’s most recent concert after Lars Ulrich stunned the audience by removing a prosthetic limb from an orphan…
· By Martin Finch