Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Politics
Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…
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Music
New Study Finds That Listening to Country Music Can Turn You Into a Farming Superstar
Are you a struggling farmer looking to boost your yields and improve your livestock’s health? Look no further than your trusty radio! According to…
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Robot, Raises Suspicion of Being a Robot
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a…
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Music
The Rolling Stones Unmasked: Child Labor Camp in Africa Revealed to Be the Secret Songwriting Force Behind Their Biggest Hits
LONDON, UK – For decades, the Rolling Stones have been hailed as one of the most iconic rock bands in history. However, recent shocking…
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Music
Lead singer of touring rock band says, “this is the best city we have ever played”
The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every…
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Music
This child just climbed onto the stage at a Ted Nugent concert and dabbed
The world was shocked yesterday as a young child, who could not have been more than 3 feet tall, took the stage at a…
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Entertainment
Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’
Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part…
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Music
Gwen Stefani: The Savior of Millennial Spelling Abilities?
It’s a fact of life that most millennials can’t spell to save their lives. From misspelling basic words like “definitely” to inventing new words…
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Music
Bono Finds What He’s Been Looking For After Years of Searching!
It’s been a long and winding road for U2 frontman Bono, but after years of searching for something he couldn’t quite put his finger…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the…
· By Martin Finch