Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Tom Kiely From Patient-Sixty-Seven Threatens to Take Out Competition with Violent Methods
Tom Kiely, the lead singer of Australian metalcore band Patient-Sixty-Seven, has threatened to have several rival bands “whacked” in a fit of uncontrolled rage.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
I HAD DINNER AT ROB HALFORD’S HOUSE AND I WISHED I HAD BROUGHT EARPLUGS
I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have dinner at the home of Judas Priest’s legendary frontman, Rob Halford. As a casual listener of his…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Slayer’s Reunion: As Tasty as Moldy Bread
Legendary thrash metal band, Slayer, has announced their highly anticipated reunion, shaking the music world to its core. But don’t get too excited, because…
· By Martin Finch
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Gaming
Rockstar Games’ Woke Gameplay Leak for GTA VI Second Trailer: Meet Transgender Protagonist Jazmin
Rockstar Games, the titanic developer behind the wildly popular Grand Theft Auto series, is allegedly preparing to release the highly anticipated second trailer for…
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Entertainment
Australia Puts Vegemite Ban on Logan Paul Amidst WWE Chaos: ‘Not Here, Mate’
As Logan Paul sets foot in Perth for his much-anticipated WWE bout, Australia has taken an extraordinary step to safeguard its cultural heritage and…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Breaking News: Tosin Abasi Unveils His Secret Sauce to Musical Success – You Won’t Believe What He Says Next!
NEW YORK, NY – Tosin Abasi, the enigmatic and suave motherfucker from the progressive metal band Animals As Leaders, has finally revealed his secret…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
OMG, I Did Cocaine With Lana Del Rey Last Night at This Super Cool LA Nightclub! But Did She Even Notice Me?
Last night, I found myself in the most unbelievable situation of my life: I did cocaine with the one and only Lana Del Rey…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans
Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name “Bulb,” was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Ronnie Radke: The Peeing Messiah of Modern Music
Falling In Reverse’s enigmatic frontman, Ronnie Radke, has recently been caught in a controversy following a series of inexplicable public urination incidents. As expected,…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
How Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour is Fueling Climate Change and Making Billionaires Richer
In a world where a massive, glowing corporate emblem has replaced the sun, and the air we breathe is as thick and viscous as…
· By Martin Finch