Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Sleep Token Announces New Record and Drops New Single, ‘Eternal Insomnia’
Sleep Token, the mysterious electronic band known for their haunting melodies and impenetrable hoods, has announced the upcoming release of their highly anticipated third…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Review: The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift
In what can only be described as an audacious pivot from her roots, Taylor Swift’s latest album, “Tortured Poets Department,” releasing on April 19,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Laugh Out Loud as Drake Backs Down from a fight in an Alleyway Showdown!
Rapper and supposed street thug Drake has been revealed as nothing more than a soft-hearted marshmallow! A bold fan dared to challenge the so-called…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Zac Efron’s Top 10 Music Festival Toilet Experiences: From the Grotesque to the Grandiose
In an exclusive reveal with Vanflip, Zac Efron has decided to flush away the secrecy and share his personal rankings of music festival toilets…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
John Lennon’s Death Was a Blessing for the Music Industry
It has come to light that the late John Lennon’s death may have inadvertently paved the way for a new era of musical brilliance.…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Your Parents’ Divorce Is Officially Your Fault
In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It’s Always…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Nation Shocked as Five Finger Death Punch Launches ‘Racist Wife Beater’ Clothing Line
The heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch has announced the launch of their new clothing line specifically tailored for “Racist Wife Beaters.” The…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Joe Biden Unveils Groundbreaking New Vibrator: The Bidenator, Continuing to Fuck the American Public in Unprecedented Ways
Wilmington, DE – In a move that can only be described as both ingenious and terrifying, President Joe Biden has taken his dedication to…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Liam Gallagher Shockingly Discovered to Be a Talentless, Hacky, Piece of Shit Who Can’t Sing, Write Songs, or Make a Decent Pint of Tea
Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been outed as a complete and utter fraud, revealing himself to be nothing more than a talentless, hacky…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Breaking News: Miraculous Ceiling Collapse Saves Thousands From Trapt Concert
Filed under divine intervention. The ceiling of the popular Trapt concert venue, Bucky’s Shitbox Saloon, collapsed mid-show in Boise, Idaho, saving thousands of unsuspecting…
· By Martin Finch