Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
DJ Disaster: Fred Again Ruins Birthday Party with World’s Worst Set Ever!
In what will go down in the annals of party disasters, Fred Again has been unofficially crowned the maestro of musical mishaps, turning a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
MMA Champion Conor McGregor Disgraced in Kitchen Mishap, Wife’s Boyfriend Saves the Day
Dublin, Ireland – The Notorious Conor McGregor has been defeated once again. This time, not by any of his formidable opponents in the cage,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Fred Durst’s Couch Conundrum: Modern Musician or Disaster in the Making?
Renowned musician Fred Durst has found himself in an unexpected predicament. After three weeks of crashing on a stranger’s couch, many are left wondering…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Pete Doherty Still Breathing While Innocent People Expire: The Great Mystery of Our Time!
Pete Doherty, infamous for his long-term and public struggles with heroin addiction, continues to outlive those around him. His continued existence, while others far…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Aqua’s Australian Tour: The Meltdown Down Under
Aqua, the beloved ’90s sensation, is facing a catastrophic disaster in their highly anticipated Australian tour. As fans eagerly awaited the return of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Supreme Court Affirms Donald Trump’s Superior Intellect in 9-0 Decision
The Supreme Court of the United States, in a unanimous decision, has ruled that the former President, Donald Trump, is in fact a genius.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Katy Perry vs. The Male Species: A Deep Dive into Pop’s Latest Gender War
In an earth-shattering revelation that has sent shockwaves through the very foundation of the music industry, Katy Perry, the pop diva known for her…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Kid Cudi Announces His Next Big Project: A Line of Condoms Named ‘Scum Bags’
CLEVELAND, OH – Grammy-winning rapper and occasional actor Kid Cudi has taken an unexpected detour from his music career, revealing his latest venture: a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Jack Antonoff: The World’s Most Pathetic Producer and Songwriter, Simps For Taylor Swift
Grammy-winning producer and songwriter Jack Antonoff has been caught simping for pop icon Taylor Swift like a dog in heat. Sources close to the…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Donald Trump Promises Gourmet Meals and Daily Yoga at New Trump Jail: Is This the Prison of the Future?
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of “Trump Jail,” a brand-new business venture aimed at revolutionizing the private prison industry. As Trump…
· By Martin Finch