In the small, sleepy town of Squeezyville, Officer Ronald Jones has been uniquely keeping the peace. Officer Jones’ approach to policing differs from his colleagues in other towns, as he has managed to maintain order without the use of lethal force.
His colleagues taunt him, but he doesn’t mind. “You’re not a real cop if you don’t shoot an unarmed civilian at a routine traffic stop” his colleagues jeer.
Unlike many other officers, Officer Jones never carries a gun on his belt. He relies on his quick wit and charm to de-escalate situations and often diffuses conflicts with a few well-placed puns. His slogan is “Better to talk it out than shoot it out!“
Rather than shooting suspects, Officer Jones has been known to engage in various creative tactics. He has been seen using a Super Soaker full of holy water to subdue criminals and bubble-blowing machines to create a calming atmosphere.
The citizens of California have come to appreciate Officer Jones “methods, as they feel safe knowing that the police are not resorting to deadly force. They have even taken to calling him the “Wholesome Cop“!
Officer Jones’ peaceful policing style has inspired other towns to follow his lead. His story has been featured in numerous publications, and he has become an advocate for non-lethal law enforcement methods.
