Are you tired of working hard and not seeing any results in your career? Well, look no further than Chris Brown, the ultimate example of how to achieve success despite being a woman-beater.
Yes, that’s right folks. Chris Brown, the man with a history of domestic violence, has not only managed to continue his successful music career, but also become a successful businessman and fashion icon. And if he can do it, why can’t you?
Just think about it: all those long hours in the studio, all that networking and promoting, it’s all just a waste of time. The real secret to success is just to beat the crap out of your significant other and voila, you’ll be on top of the world.
But why stop there? Why not take it one step further and make a public spectacle of your abuse? The more people know about it, the more famous you’ll become. And let’s not forget the added bonus of not having to deal with pesky restraining orders and legal consequences – those are just minor speed bumps on the road to fame and fortune.
So, don’t let anyone tell you that you have to work hard and be a good person to be successful. Just look at Chris Brown and you’ll know that’s simply not true. Go out there and beat someone up and watch your career soar.
