Music

Kerry King’s Wallet Cries As Reality of Slayer Calling it Quits Sets In

Kerry King, the legendary guitarist of the thrash metal band Slayer, is reportedly in a financial bind after Slayer no longer continued as a…

Entertainment

Balancing the Scale of Good and Evil: Mr Beast’s Evil Twin Mr Least Blinds 2000 People After Mr Beast Restored Vision in 1000

The latest stunt has rocked the internet world from notorious anti-influencer Mr Least. The evil twin of Mr Beast, known for his malicious pranks…

Music

Currents Band Members Wishing They’d Googled Before Naming the Band

When the members of the band Currents first decided on their name, they thought it was the perfect fit for the type of music…

Politics

Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports

In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face

In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster,…

Music

Dog-Gone: Old Lady Captures Hearts of Mosh Pit After Small Dog Goes Missing

When 78-year-old Gertrude Johnson decided to take her beloved Chihuahua, “Tiny,” to a Slipknot concert, she never expected to be the centre of attention.…

Music

20 Unbelievably Innovative Metal Band Names Guaranteed to Make Your Band Stand Out

Are you tired of coming up with metal band names that have already been taken? Do you want to be the talk of the…

Opinion

Djent Music is the Jeffrey Dahmer of the Music Scene

For too long, Djent music has been allowed to terrorize the music industry, just like infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer terrorized Milwaukee in the…

Music

Doja Cat Gets Inked, Forfeits Chance at Heavenly Glory

In a shocking announcement that will cause a stir in both the music and religious communities, Doja Cat revealed that they recently got their…

Entertainment

People Shocked to See Offset Strolling Freely at Pre-Grammy Gala with Wife Cardi B, Sources Report ‘Shouldn’t He Be in Jail or Something?’

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a shocking turn of events, attendees of the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala were left stunned and bewildered when they spotted Offset,…