Music

Sleep Token is Just Bastille for Depressed Teenage Girls

Experts have uncovered the truth behind the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token. After years of speculation, it turns out that the band’s…

Business

Inflation Not Related to Balloons, According to the World’s Worst Economist

In a cringeworthy moment, the world’s worst economist has made an embarrassing mistake while attempting to explain inflation to a group of students. During…

Music

The Band Alpha Wolf has been Lying to Fans: Lead Vocalist Not a Real Wolf, Neither is the Band

It has been revealed that Australian metalcore band Alpha Wolf has been lying to its fans about the true identities of its members. Despite…

Entertainment

Percy Hynes White Lubricates Up for Toughest Acting Challenge Yet: Prison

Star of breakout hit Netflix series ‘Wednesday’, Percy Hynes White has announced that he will be taking on the role of a lifetime: a…

Opinion

Periphery’s Rise to Fame Confounds Critics: ‘They’re Just a Meshuggah Tribute Band with Bono on Vocals

It’s the question on everyone’s mind: what’s with all of the hype around Periphery? Sure, they’ve got some catchy riffs and a killer drummer,…

Music

‘Du Hast’ To Be Kidding Me: Rammstein Responsible for High Gas Prices

The cost of gasoline is a hot-button issue for many Americans. With prices fluctuating wildly, it’s easy to blame the oil companies for the…

Entertainment

Bird Watchers in Awe as Rick Rubin’s Massive Beard Provides Haven for Migrating Birds

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that a family of birds has made their home inside legendary music producer Rick…

Reviews

Food Critic Reviews: Cracker Island by Gorillaz is a Cracking Disappointment

The highly anticipated new album by Gorillaz, Cracker Island, has left me wanting more. A notable lack of food, and even fewer crackers, has…

Entertainment

Meghan Markle is an Evil Villainess Set to Devour Your Kids, Warns Daily Mail

In a shocking turn of events, a new report by the Daily Mail claims that Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, is actually a demon…

Entertainment

Dave Chappelle’s Latest Show Leaves the Audience Speechless – Literally!

Dave Chappelle’s latest show had a lot of people talking – or rather, not talking. The comedian performed his latest show in complete silence,…