Music

Doja Cat Gets Inked, Forfeits Chance at Heavenly Glory

In a shocking announcement that will cause a stir in both the music and religious communities, Doja Cat revealed that they recently got their…

Entertainment

People Shocked to See Offset Strolling Freely at Pre-Grammy Gala with Wife Cardi B, Sources Report ‘Shouldn’t He Be in Jail or Something?’

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a shocking turn of events, attendees of the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala were left stunned and bewildered when they spotted Offset,…

Opinion

Opinion: All Balloons Should be Shot Down – Time to Burst the Bubble of Suspicious Floating Objects

In the wake of the recent balloon-gate, where the US shot down a Chinese spy balloon (or was it just a weather balloon?) that…

Politics

FBI Agents Raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Property Again and You Won’t Believe What They Found This Time

When FBI agents raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence again yesterday looking for more classified documents, they expected to find even more incriminating evidence. Instead,…

Life & Style

King Charles Found Dead of Embarrassment Following Prince Harry’s Latest Antics

In a shocking turn of events, King Charles (former Prince Charles) was found dead in his London residence yesterday, the cause of death determined…

Music

Courtney and Mike From Spiritbox Proudly Attend Adopted Son and Drummer Zev’s Graduation

Filed under: proud parent moment. Courtney and Mike from the famous metal band Spiritbox attended the college graduation of their adopted son, drummer Zev.…

Life & Style

US Military Mistakenly Shoots Down 78-Year-Old Carl Fredricksen and 8-Year-Old Russell’s Dream Adventure

Washington D.C. – In a shocking display of advanced military technology and zero situational awareness, the US military successfully took down an alleged Chinese…

Music

Spotify Users Stage Mutiny Against Algorithmic Playlist Suggestions

Spotify users across the globe have risen against the streaming giant’s relentless algorithmic playlist suggestions. “I’ve had enough of Spotify thinking it knows what…

Music

John Mayer just banged your mother. What are you going to do about it?

John Mayer is at it again. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter has again caused controversy with his latest antics – this time, it’s with your mother.…

Life & Style

US Shoots Down Chinese Weather Balloon, Leaves Millions Guessing Their Forecast

The United States military has taken down what they claim was a Chinese spy balloon, leaving millions of Chinese citizens without a clue as…