Music

Creed Announces Comeback Tour: ‘We Just Need a Little Bit of Gas Money!’

The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there’s just one catch: they…

Music

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold Confesses to Controversial Pre-Show Habit

LOS ANGELES – In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows dropped a bombshell when he revealed that he smells…

Entertainment

Oh No, Jerry Seinfeld Sinks To All New Lows With His Latest Jokes

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld recently took to the stage to debut some new material. Unfortunately, he wasn’t met with the usual laughs and cheers, but…

Life & Style

Is Joe Biden a Fake? Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Prank Will Blow Your Mind!

WASHINGTON D.C. – It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…

Life & Style

Bill Gates & George Soros Population Control Scheme Revealed: Vaccination to be Used to ‘Drastically Reduce’ Human Population, Leaked Audio Reveals

In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world’s population by…

Music

Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music

A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version…

Music

15 Famous Music Artists Give You Their Best Life Advice

We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping…

Music

Haunting No More! The Ghost That Has Haunted Slash’s Guitar For Years Finally Ascends to Rock ‘n Roll Heaven

It’s a day of celebration for fans of Guns n’ Roses and all of rock ‘n roll as the ghost of Slash’s guitar has…

Life & Style

UFOs No Match for US Military Might During Superbowl Flyover

What was touted as the patriotic and awe-inspiring flyover for Superbowl LVII has been revealed to be yet another military attack on pesky extraterrestrial…