Politics

Joe Biden Asks Kremlin for Permission to Visit Ukraine, Offers to Bring Snacks and Ice Cream

President Joe Biden reportedly asked the Kremlin for permission to visit Ukraine hours before his recent diplomatic mission, and he also offered to bring…

Music

Ice-T Demands to be Frozen Alive After Receiving Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

Hip-hop legend and “Law and Order: SVU” star Ice-T caused a stir on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday when he demanded to be…

Music

Rock Legend Ozzy Osbourne Trades In Touring for Corporate Sellout Life, Stars in PlayStation VR 2 Commercial

The world of rock and roll was rocked to its core recently when Ozzy Osbourne announced that he would no longer tour and instead…

Life & Style

Harvey Weinstein Tells Us All About Relationships – and it’s Not Pretty!

In a surprising move, disgraced former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has taken it upon himself to offer his two cents on relationships – and…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect

In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…

Music

RIP Pop Smoke: Fans Celebrate Third Anniversary of Pop Smoke’s Death by Playing His Music Incomprehensibly Loud

On the third anniversary of Pop Smoke’s tragic passing, fans worldwide are remembering the rapper’s unique style of “mumble rap” by playing his music…

Entertainment

Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire to Do Rock Paper Scissors, Best Two out of Three for Role of Spider-Man in Spider-Man 4 That Is Currently Being Written

In a showdown for the ages, actors Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire are set to face off in a high-stakes game of rock paper…

Politics

Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”

In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…

Life & Style

God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins

In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins.…

Life & Style

Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet.…