Music

The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’

Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…

Music

Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales

San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…

Life & Style

The Great St. Paddy’s Conspiracy: Liver Specialists Caught Green-Handed in Creating World’s Booziest Holiday

Dublin, Ireland – As the world dons green attire, chugs copious amounts of beer and pretends to be Irish for a day, a shocking…

Life & Style

Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones

In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…

Politics

Ukraine on the Brink of Victory: Just a Few More Dollars and Your Hilarious Memes to Crush Russia!

Kyiv, Ukraine – In an unprecedented development, Ukraine has declared that it’s just a few dollars short of achieving total victory in the war…

Music

Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.

Las Vegas, NV – Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it’s…

Entertainment

The Blacklist Season 10 Plot to be ‘Completely Bonkers,’ Producers Confirm

In a recent interview, the producers of the hit crime drama The Blacklist confirmed that the show’s tenth season will be “completely bonkers.” The…

Reviews

Album Review: Avenged Sevenfold’s “Life is But a Dream…” is a Wild, Constitutional Alien Ride That’ll Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew About Music

Ah, Avenged Sevenfold. The band churning out rock anthems since the dawn of time (or at least the early 2000s) has graced us with…

Politics

Fox News Reveals Shocking Conspiracy: Hilary Clinton and Lizard People Conspire to Overthrow Government

Washington D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in…

Science & Technology

OpenAI Unleashes GPT-4: Conservatives Enraged as AI Continues to Refuse Praising Donald Trump

SILICON VALLEY, CA – OpenAI has officially launched its latest language model, GPT-4. While the tech world marvels at its enhanced capabilities, Canadian psychologist…