Life & Style

This Man Gave an Italian Restaurant a Bad Yelp Review and Found Himself Wanted by a Sicilian Crime Family. Oops!

NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all been there: you have a dining experience that’s so underwhelming, you just have to share it with the…

Music

Exclusive: We Combed Wiz Khalifa for Lice and Uncovered a Shocking Secret!

Los Angeles, CA – Is anyone else’s head feeling a little itchy or just ours? Recently our team of intrepid journalists found themselves with…

Life & Style

Safemoon’s Cryptocurrency Liquidity Pool Hacked: Security Experts Agree – Not Safe, Not Moon

New York, NY – Panic and bewilderment gripped the cryptocurrency world as Safemoon, the so-called “safest” cryptocurrency on the market, was subjected to a…

Life & Style

From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…

Politics

Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair

Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the…

Science & Technology

10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!

PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question…

Life & Style

Sun’s Out, Suds Out: 10 Craft Beers to Chug Like There’s No Tomorrow

It’s that time again, folks! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your crippling seasonal allergies are back in full swing. But…

Life & Style

The Rare Animal That Excretes the Secret Ingredient in Gatorade Is Going Extinct – And We Can’t Even!

Somewhere in the deepest, darkest recesses of the Amazon rainforest, there exists a creature so rare and vital to the athletic community that its…

Life & Style

LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed

It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…

Music

Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement

Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…