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Entertainment
Michael Bay Blasts ‘Outrageous’ Accusations that He Murdered Pigeon on Set of 6 Underground, Claims it Was Actually Three Pigeons
Director Michael Bay has strongly denied allegations that he brutally killed a pigeon on the set of his 2019 film 6 Underground in Italy,…
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Music
Joe Rogan’s Stand Up Comedy Set Interrupted by DMT Elves!
The crowd was roaring with laughter as Joe Rogan cracked jokes about the latest political news. Little did they know, things were about to…
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Life & Style
George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet
Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual’s wallet during…
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Entertainment
Celebrity Tax Evader Given Light Slap on Wrist, Asked to Please Pay Next Time
A wealthy and well-known celebrity has been accused of breaking tax laws and has been given nothing more than a stern warning and a…
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Entertainment
Whoopi Goldberg Insists She’s Not Anti-Semitic, Just ‘Really, Really Good at Spotting Jews
In a bold move to clear her name, Whoopi Goldberg has come forward to insist that she is not, in fact, racist against Jewish…
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Opinion
The Pros and Cons of Going To A Nickelback Concert
The decision to attend a Nickelback concert should not be made lightly. After all, several considerations must be made, including how you want people…
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Life & Style
Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything
Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From “Gosh!” to “Yes! You know what, forget it,” the film’s characters…
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Music
Artic Monkeys: The Band That Fooled the World
The world has been rocked by the news that the popular British band Artic Monkeys, who have been going strong for nearly 15 years,…
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Music
Live Lobsters at Childish Gambino Concert Cause Chaos and Mayhem
Last night, Childish Gambino gave a concert unlike any other. In what is being described as a “bold and daring move,” the star rapper…
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Music
Has Bono from U2 Replaced Spencer Sotelo in Periphery?
Did Periphery really think we wouldn’t notice? While they may have fooled the rest of the internet, we are smarter. Periphery has replaced Spencer…
