Politics

Mike Pence’s Perfect Poker Face: Former VP Expresses Shock at Donald Trump Indictment, Swears He Knew Nothing

Filed under: strategic memory loss Former Vice President Mike Pence convened an impromptu press conference to express his “shock and disbelief” upon learning that…

Music

OMG! Rock Star Brendan Urie Solves the Ultimate Baby-Making Mystery – Exclusive Inside Scoop!

Los Angeles, CA – In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco’s lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night…

Life & Style

Man Who Fears Transgender People in Women’s Bathrooms, Clearly Has Never Heard of Unisex Bathrooms

Greenville, SC – A local man is causing controversy after speaking out against a new policy that allows transgender people to use the bathroom…

Politics

Joe Biden’s Fruity Solution to Financial Crisis: ‘There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand’

Washington, D.C. – As the nation grapples with the shocking collapse of several major banks, including the high-profile Silicon Valley Bank, President Joe Biden…

Politics

Manhattan Meltdown: Donald Trump Faces Indictment, Announces ‘Take Back the Nation’ Tour with Surprise Musical Guests

Manhattan, NY — Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any weirder, it’s been revealed that former President Donald Trump is facing imminent indictment,…

Music

Report: 99% of People Who Own Vinyl Are Posers That Don’t Vinyl Players and Will Die Alone With Zero Integrity

In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records…

Politics

Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060

A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to…

Politics

World Leaders on Edge as Joe Biden Endorses ICC Warrant, Vladimir Putin Pledges to Turn Himself In After One Last Ride on Bear

In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court’s…

Music

Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame

Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…

Politics

Air Force One Touches Down, World Leaders Tremble as Biden Debuts the Presidential Hokey Pokey

President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International…