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Joe Biden Just Discovered Andrew Tate’s Videos, Now Wants to Be Known as ‘Chad Biden’

Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced that he will now be known as “Chad Biden” after discovering internet personality Andrew Tate’s videos…

Music

Kids Revert to Prehistoric Times After Listening to CDs

In today’s digital age, it can be hard to imagine that a simple CD could profoundly affect people. But a group of researchers at…

Life & Style

Jackson, Mississippi in the Midst of Water Shortage, Gatorade Steps Up with Generous Offer of 2 Free Bottles per Resident

Residents of Jackson, Mississippi are in the midst of a dire water crisis after floods in August 2022 affected the city’s water supply. But…

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Quiz: Are You a St Anger or a Ride the Lightning Snare Drum? Find Out Now!

Do you often feel like you’re out of sync with the rest of the world, like you’re not quite the same as everyone else?…

Life & Style

Andrew Tate Gives Romanian Prison 1 Star On Yelp, Citing ‘Lackluster Accommodations’

Andrew Tate, the notorious self-made millionaire and world-renowned socialite, has issued a scathing one-star review on Yelp for a Romanian prison. “I expected a…

Music

Cult Initiation Through the Mail: Welcome to Doomsday Music

We’ve all heard about those strange cults that make their members wear strange robes and dance around campfires chanting strange incantations. But who knew…

Entertainment

James Cameron Announces Plans to Film 98 More Avatar Sequels, Assures Public They’ll Be Just as Good as the First Two

In a surprise move that has left audiences both excited and terrified, James Cameron announced plans to film 98 more sequels to his 2009…

Music

Foo Fighters Reveal New Drummer Replacing the Late Taylor Hawkins

The Foo Fighters announced that they have found their new drummer in the unlikeliest of places: Sesame Street. And a well-known, highly proficient drummer…

Music

Wow! Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Jump Started a Car with His Nipples

In a stunning display of raw power and unbridled rock and roll energy, Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, shocked…

Music

Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Warns of Social Media Impostors: Or Is That Something an Impostor Would Want Us to Think?

Metallica frontman James Hetfield has issued an urgent warning to fans about the proliferation of imposter accounts on social media, claiming that “at least…