Opinion

Periphery’s Rise to Fame Confounds Critics: ‘They’re Just a Meshuggah Tribute Band with Bono on Vocals

It’s the question on everyone’s mind: what’s with all of the hype around Periphery? Sure, they’ve got some catchy riffs and a killer drummer,…

Music

‘Du Hast’ To Be Kidding Me: Rammstein Responsible for High Gas Prices

The cost of gasoline is a hot-button issue for many Americans. With prices fluctuating wildly, it’s easy to blame the oil companies for the…

Entertainment

Bird Watchers in Awe as Rick Rubin’s Massive Beard Provides Haven for Migrating Birds

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that a family of birds has made their home inside legendary music producer Rick…

Reviews

Food Critic Reviews: Cracker Island by Gorillaz is a Cracking Disappointment

The highly anticipated new album by Gorillaz, Cracker Island, has left me wanting more. A notable lack of food, and even fewer crackers, has…

Entertainment

Meghan Markle is an Evil Villainess Set to Devour Your Kids, Warns Daily Mail

In a shocking turn of events, a new report by the Daily Mail claims that Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, is actually a demon…

Entertainment

Dave Chappelle’s Latest Show Leaves the Audience Speechless – Literally!

Dave Chappelle’s latest show had a lot of people talking – or rather, not talking. The comedian performed his latest show in complete silence,…

Music

Lamb of God Unleashes Wrath of Baa-dassery Upon Unsuspecting Fans

Fans of the heavy metal band Lamb of God have been left in a state of shock following their latest show. Reports of the…

Entertainment

Alleged Rapist Percy Hynes White Has a Tiny Penis, Shocks Fans of Hit Netflix Series Wednesday

Updated story: Percy Hynes White Lubricates Up for Toughest Acting Challenge Yet: Prison Percy Hynes White, the heartthrob star of the hit Netflix series…

Music

Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van

Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in…

Reviews

Christian Pastor Reviews: Paramore’s “This Is Why” is a Testament to Unholy Music

As a proud Christian youth pastor, I must admit that I was not entirely happy to have to review Paramore’s new album, “This Is…