Entertainment

Seinfeld: The Most Horrifying Sitcom of All Time

It’s been decades since the beloved “Seinfeld” went off the air, and I couldn’t be happier. Because, let’s face it, that show was a…

Music

Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist

In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it’s not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping…

Science & Technology

Horny Twitter Users Rejoice: Elon Musk Announces New Checkmark

Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a…

Music

Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village

Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac…

Life & Style

It’s Time to Bring Back Planking

In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget…

Life & Style

Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct

Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway’s beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the…

Politics

Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!

Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…

Entertainment

James Cameron Found Guilty of War Crimes Against Cinema

In a stunning turn of events, renowned filmmaker James Cameron has been found guilty of war crimes against cinema. Sources report that Cameron, the…

Science & Technology

Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage

The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint…

Music

Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts

In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…