Music

Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search

Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late.…

Politics

Breaking News: Vladimir Putin Steps Down After Horror Writer Stephen King Demands He Resigns Over Invasion of Ukraine

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his immediate resignation today, citing a tweet from bestselling author Stephen King as the reason for his sudden departure.…

Music

Deftones’ Music Revealed to be Nothing More Than Whiny Complaints Set to Down-Tuned Guitars

SACRAMENTO, CA – In a shocking revelation, it turns out that the music of Sacramento-based band Deftones is nothing more than a collection of…

Science & Technology

Pfizer Unveils Revolutionary New Virus, ‘Pfiz-23’; Vaccine to Follow Closely Behind

Pfizer has announced the creation of a brand new virus, cleverly named “Pfiz-23”. But before you panic, the pharmaceutical giant has already developed a…

Music

Lil Nas X is All Grown Up, Now Goes By Big Nas X

Lil Nas X, the rapper behind the 2019 hit “Old Town Road,” has made an announcement that has left fans of all ages scratching…

Music

Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die

It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved…

Music

Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Djent is Not a Genre, It’s a Mathematical Equation’

Renowned astrophysicist and science commentator Neil deGrasse Tyson has weighed in on the hotly contested debate among music fans and musicians: Is djent a…

Entertainment

Ice T Mistakenly Believes He’s on the Set of Law and Order During Live Performance, Interrogates Concertgoer Live on Stage

Ice T, the legendary rapper and actor, confused a live audience last night when he mistook his live performance for the set of the…

Music

Craig Reynolds of Stray From The Path Unveils Insane Plan to Take on Church of Scientology

Craig Reynolds, drummer of the hardcore band Stray From The Path, has announced his plans to take on the Church of Scientology in a…

Entertainment

Britney’s Minders Insist She’s ‘Totally Fine’ After Fans Concerned For Her Welfare

In a statement released to the press, Britney Spears’ minders have insisted that the pop star is safe and well, despite growing concerns from…