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Entertainment
Netflix Begins Gaslighting Subscribers: They Have Never Cancelled a Successful TV Before, It’s All in Your Heads Silly
In a recent interview on Bloomberg, the new co-CEOs (Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters) of Netflix after Reed Hastings stepped down claimed that Netflix…
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Entertainment
Brendan Urie Named New Voice of Rick and Morty, Fans Rejoice as They Finally Get the ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ Reference
Adult Swim announced today that Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendan Urie will be taking over as the voice of Rick Sanchez in the…
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Entertainment
YouTuber’s Wholesome Act Goes Awry When Homeless Fan Asks For Sandwich
In a shocking twist of events, an up-and-coming YouTuber found himself in an awkward situation when a homeless fan asked to be fed. The…
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Life & Style
Salt Bae and 6ix9ine Join Forces to Create Unprecedented Culinary Experience
In an unprecedented move, renowned chef and internet sensation Salt Bae and controversial rapper 6ix9ine have joined forces to create a brand new culinary…
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Music
5 Signs Your Metal Band Vocalist Is Actually A Slug From Another Planet About to Enslave Humanity
While most metal vocalists are human, some have been known to be…otherworldly. Here are five signs that your metal vocalist is actually a slug…
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Entertainment
Michael Bay to Direct Peaky Blinders Movie
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In a move that has left audiences everywhere scratching their heads, renowned filmmaker Michael Bay has announced that he will be…
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Music
Thrice Thrills Fans with Groundbreaking Performance from Ambulance
Fans of Thrice were in for a treat last night when the band performed from a moving ambulance, joining the growing trend of artists…
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Music
Panic! At the Disco’s Brendan Urie Announces Breakup with…Himself
Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendan Urie announced today that he has officially broken up with himself. “I just couldn’t take it anymore,” Urie…
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Music
Accountant from London Discovers He Has Been Trapped Inside Sleep Token for Months
Dave, a mild-mannered accountant from London, was shocked to discover that he had been trapped inside the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token…
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Science & Technology
Taliban Unveils Revolutionary ‘Mentos and Coke’ Space Program
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—In a surprise press conference held deep within the mountains of Afghanistan, the Taliban announced the launch of their new space program, set…