Music

Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”

Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the…

Entertainment

Logan Paul Launches Revolutionary New Scam, Fans Ecstatic

YouTube sensation Logan Paul has announced the launch of a revolutionary new scam opportunity for his fans. The self-proclaimed “social media influencer” and “entrepreneur”…

Music

KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze

In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast…

Entertainment

Will Smith’s Tragic Nightmare: Jada’s Pasta Affair Leaves Him Devastated!

Hollywood Hills, CA – In a culinary catastrophe that’s left the internet stunned and concerned, beloved actor and “Fresh Prince” star Will Smith has…

Music

Rammstein Announces New Album, Promises Even More Fire and Brimstone

German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in…

Opinion

Report: this child who wants to grow up to be in a successful band wouldn’t last one night in a tour van with 4 other dudes who haven’t showered in three days

In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful…

Music

Polyphia’s Tim Henson Dives Deep Into Fishman Pickups Collaboration: Will You Take the Bait?

Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist…

Music

Appetite for Wedding Destruction: Guns N’ Roses’ Slash Turns Wedding Photographer, but There’s a Catch: He Won’t Give the Photos Back!

In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can’t resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash recently made a…

Music

Metalheads Brace for Impact as Self-Proclaimed ‘Tough Guy’ Announces Pit Appearance

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck “The Crusher” Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to…

Entertainment

Move Over, Hitchcock: Tommy Wiseau Unleashes a Furry Nightmare in His Latest Cinematic Disasterpiece!

Los Angeles, CA – Hold on to your seats, cinephiles! The enigmatic and consistently perplexing Tommy Wiseau is back in the director’s chair, this…