Life & Style

Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy

John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The…

Life & Style

Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market

The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of…

Music

All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant

Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle…

Music

Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album

Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…

Music

Fred Durst Sets the Stage Ablaze in Latest Limp Bizkit Show

Fred Durst, the frontman of the rap-rock band Limp Bizkit, took things to a new level at a recent concert. During a performance of…

Opinion

Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination

In today’s day and age, it seems like the term “gaslighting” is being thrown around more and more. But don’t be fooled by the…

Life & Style

Living the High Life: How this Drug Dealer Makes a Killing Selling Bootleg Movies

When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising…

Music

Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album

The Wiggles, the beloved children’s entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, ‘The…

Entertainment

Stephen King Announces a New Book, ‘Cthulhu in the Cornfield’

Horror author Stephen King recently announced the release of his latest book – a novel that he says set the record for the world’s…

Entertainment

Seinfeld: The Most Horrifying Sitcom of All Time

It’s been decades since the beloved “Seinfeld” went off the air, and I couldn’t be happier. Because, let’s face it, that show was a…