Politics

Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair

Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the…

Science & Technology

10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!

PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question…

Life & Style

Sun’s Out, Suds Out: 10 Craft Beers to Chug Like There’s No Tomorrow

It’s that time again, folks! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your crippling seasonal allergies are back in full swing. But…

Life & Style

The Rare Animal That Excretes the Secret Ingredient in Gatorade Is Going Extinct – And We Can’t Even!

Somewhere in the deepest, darkest recesses of the Amazon rainforest, there exists a creature so rare and vital to the athletic community that its…

Life & Style

LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed

It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…

Music

Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement

Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt

Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…

Entertainment

You Thought You Were Safe? Think Again! Blockbuster Rises From the Ashes to Collect Overdue Fees…With Interest!

PORTLAND, Oregon – Just when you thought it was safe to toss out your dusty VCR, the once-mighty Blockbuster Video has risen like a…

Music

We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew

Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…

Music

We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!

It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…