Music

We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism

The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…

Music

A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token

In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album “Take Me Back to Eden” by Sleep Token…

Music

Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed

In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven’t forgotten since their heyday in…

Entertainment

Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Breaking Bad Where Jesse Goes to Culinary School and Walter White Is His Cooking Instructor

The cult classic Breaking Bad was almost a very different show. Instead of being about an unhinged teacher that grooms one of his high…

Music

Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart

Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside…

Music

Breaking News: Machine Gun Kelly is a Loser

After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser. According to insiders,…

Music

POV: You’re a Whammy Pedal and Kirk Hammett Is About to Violate You

As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience – knowing that something…

Life & Style

Local Pizza Restaurant Goes Bankrupt After Anthony Fantano Gives It a One Star Yelp Review

It’s official: Anthony Fantano’s music reviews have officially gone from the web to the real world. In a bizarre twist of fate, a small,…

Music

Emo Band Sheds Its Skin to Reunite as a Radio-Friendly Pop Group

It’s been almost two decades since the self-proclaimed “saddest band in the world”, Crying in The Rain, came together, and the members of 2005’s…

Music

Wholesome! Maynard from Tool Just Donated 3 Bottles of Wine To a Struggling Local Orphanage

In a heartwarming display of generosity, Maynard James Keenan, frontman for the band Tool, recently gifted a struggling local orphanage three bottles of wine…