Music

Metallica Fans Left Stunned As Lars Ulrich Shocks Audience By Removing Prosthetic Limb From Orphan Child During St. Anger Performance

Metallica fans were shocked during the band’s most recent concert after Lars Ulrich stunned the audience by removing a prosthetic limb from an orphan…

Music

Wake Dollar: The Band That Hides Behind Masks Because They’re All Cancelled Musicians

Filed under: not Sleep Token Up-and-coming band Wake Dollar has decided to hide behind masks at all times in order to conceal the fact…

Music

Slipknot Finally Admits: We’re Not Actually a Band About Tying Knots

After years of confusion and misunderstandings, Slipknot, the Grammy-award-winning heavy metal band, has finally come clean about their true identity. In a shocking press…

Music

Lorna Shore Conspiracy Revealed: Band Just a Group of Robots Controlled by the Government

It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of…

Music

Mike Tyson’s ‘Wise’ Insight into the Music Industry Leaves Everyone Baffled

After an in-depth interview with the legendary Mike Tyson, it appears the only insight he had to offer into the future of the music…

Music

EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro

Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun…

Music

System of A Down Announces Surprise Album: ‘Yoga for Beginners’

The popular alternative metal band System of A Down has announced a surprise new album, titled ‘Yoga for Beginners.’ The album will be released…

Life & Style

Wholesome: This Small-Town Cop Doesn’t Shoot Unarmed Civilians

In the small, sleepy town of Squeezyville, Officer Ronald Jones has been uniquely keeping the peace. Officer Jones’ approach to policing differs from his…

Entertainment

Big Brother China: Get Ready to Be Watched – Without Any Reward!

In a move that has shocked and delighted Chinese citizens, the Chinese government has decided to take their nation’s extensive surveillance network and CCTV…

Entertainment

Axed Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Launches Twitter-Based Show, Starts by Attacking Starbucks Barista Over Aspartame Conspiracy

Recently ousted from Fox News, Tucker Carlson took his professional rage machine to the Twittersphere by launching his own streaming show. In a shocking…