Entertainment

Adam Sandler Strikes Again: New Netflix Film Promises to Destroy Another Evening of Your Life

LOS ANGELES, CA – Just when you thought it was safe to browse Netflix without fear of stumbling upon another cringe-inducing film, Adam Sandler,…

Entertainment

Tom Hanks and Police Engage in Bizarre ‘Wilson’ Shouting Match at Local Starbucks

Los Angeles, CA – A seemingly ordinary day at a local Starbucks quickly escalated into an absurdist spectacle when Hollywood legend Tom Hanks, upon…

Music

Throwing Shade: Morgan Freeman’s Bizarre Rant About Australian Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven!

Perth, Australia – Hollywood legend and renowned voiceover artist Morgan Freeman has reportedly become embroiled in a bizarre feud with Australian metalcore band Patient…

Music

Post Malone Adds Even More Ridiculous Tattoos to His Already Crowded Face

Rapper Post Malone has added more permanent drawings to his crowded face. The new tattoos, which include a cartoonish depiction of a slice of…

Science & Technology

Mark Zuckerberg Requests Updates to His Software to Be Able to Express New Emotions to be More Relatable to Facebook Users

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with…

Music

Steel Panther Exposed as Government Mind Control Experiment

Who else had this on their 2023 bingo card? It has been revealed that the hair metal band Steel Panther was not a real…

Music

Tool Announces New Album, Releasing May 10, 2029 – Fans Wonder If They’ll Live Long Enough to Hear It

In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a…

Music

Avenged Sevenfold Has a Special Announcement For Their Fans: ‘Fuck You, We’re on Acid!’

Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: “Fuck you.” Their new album, titled “Life Is But…

Music

Elvis Costello is getting sick and tired of telling people, “No, I’m not that Elvis. You’re thinking of the other Elvis.”

Despite his impressive musical career and numerous accolades, the legendary singer-songwriter is constantly overshadowed by the other Elvis, who just happened to be a…

Entertainment

Lies Exposed: Stevie T admits Jared Dines is a fictional character he created for content ideas

In a shocking twist of events, it has been revealed that internet sensation and YouTube guitar guru, Stevie T, has been lying to us…