Science & Technology

Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…

Life & Style

Bill Gates & George Soros Population Control Scheme Revealed: Vaccination to be Used to ‘Drastically Reduce’ Human Population, Leaked Audio Reveals

In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world’s population by…

Music

Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music

A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version…

Music

15 Famous Music Artists Give You Their Best Life Advice

We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping…

Music

Haunting No More! The Ghost That Has Haunted Slash’s Guitar For Years Finally Ascends to Rock ‘n Roll Heaven

It’s a day of celebration for fans of Guns n’ Roses and all of rock ‘n roll as the ghost of Slash’s guitar has…

Life & Style

UFOs No Match for US Military Might During Superbowl Flyover

What was touted as the patriotic and awe-inspiring flyover for Superbowl LVII has been revealed to be yet another military attack on pesky extraterrestrial…

Life & Style

Super Bowl LVII Prediction So Groundbreaking, You Won’t Believe Your Eyes: One Team to Defy All Odds and Emerge Victorious, While the Other Will…Not”

Leading sports analysts have made a bold prediction for Super Bowl LVII: one team will win, and the other will lose. Yes, you read…

Opinion

Spiritbox Concert Leaves Audience Spiritless and Box-less

We recently attended a Spiritbox concert, but we were disappointed that no spirits or boxes were found. We were expecting a show with lots…

Entertainment

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox Breakup: Pete Davidson Swoops In to Salvage What’s Left of Millennial Relationships

Anonymous sources close to the couple have confirmed that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have officially called it quits. After Megan Fox deletes…

Life & Style

Aliens Finally Arrive on Earth, Just in Time for the Superbowl

In a historic moment for humanity, aliens from a far-off planet have finally made contact with Earth just in time for the biggest sporting…