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Music
Bono Finds What He’s Been Looking For After Years of Searching!
It’s been a long and winding road for U2 frontman Bono, but after years of searching for something he couldn’t quite put his finger…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the…
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Life & Style
Local Psychopath Terrifies Neighborhood by Not Rinsing Plates Before Putting Them in the Dishwasher
Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood are living in fear after discovering that one of their own is a psychopath who doesn’t rinse plates…
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Music
Vessel from Sleep Token Invited Me To His House and It Spiralled Into a 16 Week Slumber Land Nightmare!
When I got the golden invite to interview Vessel, the enigmatic frontman of the mystic band Sleep Token, I expected plenty of oddities –…
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Opinion
Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs
It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn’t counted on the parrot’s…
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Gaming
Starfield: An Intergalactic Potatocalypse! (a review)
Rating: 4.3 Potatoes out of 5 If you ever wondered what it’d be like to take our humble earthbound spuds on an intense interstellar…
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Entertainment
LeBron James’ Diplomatic Dunk: NBA Star’s Surprising Praise of the CCP Leaves Fans and Critics in a Spin!
In a recent interview that left fans and critics alike scratching their heads, NBA superstar LeBron James dropped a slam dunk of a statement…
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Music
Buckethead Finally Reveals His True Identity
The world was in shock today as the mysterious and enigmatic Buckethead finally revealed his true identity to the public. For decades, the enigmatic…
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Music
Reviving Beatles Music with AI and Dumpster Nuggets: Paul McCartney Undead and Unapologetic
In a staggering act of musical resurrection combined with delightful vindication, Sir Paul McCartney wheeled out artificial intelligence to conjure an eerily fascinating unfinished…
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Politics
Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality…
