Life & Style

Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains

LOUISVILLE, KY – An unauthorized peek at KFC’s top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which…

Life & Style

“I’m a Dog Mom!” Boasts Woman Condescendingly to Exhausted Newborn Parents

(New York, NY) At a local Starbucks on a sunny afternoon, tired newborn parents Sarah and Mike Thompson sipped their much-needed coffee while juggling…

Politics

Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…

Music

New Study Finds That Listening to Country Music Can Turn You Into a Farming Superstar

Are you a struggling farmer looking to boost your yields and improve your livestock’s health? Look no further than your trusty radio! According to…

Science & Technology

Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Robot, Raises Suspicion of Being a Robot

In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a…

Music

The Rolling Stones Unmasked: Child Labor Camp in Africa Revealed to Be the Secret Songwriting Force Behind Their Biggest Hits

LONDON, UK – For decades, the Rolling Stones have been hailed as one of the most iconic rock bands in history. However, recent shocking…

Music

Lead singer of touring rock band says, “this is the best city we have ever played”

The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every…

Music

This child just climbed onto the stage at a Ted Nugent concert and dabbed

The world was shocked yesterday as a young child, who could not have been more than 3 feet tall, took the stage at a…

Entertainment

Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’

Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part…

Music

Gwen Stefani: The Savior of Millennial Spelling Abilities?

It’s a fact of life that most millennials can’t spell to save their lives. From misspelling basic words like “definitely” to inventing new words…