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Saranac Lake, New York Residents Become Deputy Dictators in Support of Local Tyranny

In a heartwarming show of community spirit, the residents of a small New York town have come together to support their tyrannous leader in…

Music

MacBook Pro Rocks Out: Hardest Working Musician in Metal Reveals All in Exclusive Interview

It’s no secret that legendary shredders and dynamic drummers dominate the world of metal music. But one artist is quietly making a name for…

Music

Introducing Nevertune: The Guitar Tuners That Make Life Harder for Musicians Everywhere!

It’s a problem that has been plaguing musicians for generations: guitars that stay in tune. But now, thanks to Nevertune, the revolutionary new guitar…

Science & Technology

Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail

In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue…

Life & Style

Stabbing Victim’s Last Words Take a Witty Turn

In a shocking turn of events, a stabbing victim’s last words were not a plea for help or an expression of sorrow but rather…

Music

Shoegaze Band Singer Accused of Staring Too Longingly at Crowd

They call it shoegaze for a reason. The frontman of the popular shoegaze band “The Dreamy Boys” was accused of gazing too longingly at…

Music

Creed Announces Comeback Tour: ‘We Just Need a Little Bit of Gas Money!’

The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there’s just one catch: they…

Music

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold Confesses to Controversial Pre-Show Habit

LOS ANGELES – In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows dropped a bombshell when he revealed that he smells…

Entertainment

Oh No, Jerry Seinfeld Sinks To All New Lows With His Latest Jokes

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld recently took to the stage to debut some new material. Unfortunately, he wasn’t met with the usual laughs and cheers, but…

Life & Style

Is Joe Biden a Fake? Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Prank Will Blow Your Mind!

WASHINGTON D.C. – It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by…