Science & Technology

Former Crypto Bro Turned AI Bro Announces He Is Pivoting Back To Crypto

Just when you thought the yo-yo antics of tech moguls couldn’t get any more nausea-inducing, here comes our favorite silicon valley chameleon, Brad Barkley,…

Music

André 3000 Gets Cancelled: Outkast Star Outcasted as Internet Tears Apart His Legacy

Atlanta, GA – In a display of woke gone wrong social media solidarity, Twitter users have banded together to cancel André 3000, the beloved…

Entertainment

Jonah Hill Booted from Hollywood’s Elite for Offensively Mispronouncing Quinoa

Los Angeles, CA – As the sun set on the glamorous land of Hollywood, a new pariah was birthed out of the shallow depths…

Science & Technology

Developer Insists ‘It Worked On My Machine’ as Code Crashes in Spectacular Fashion

Tampa Bay, FL – In a textbook demonstration of utter denial, local software engineer Mike McGonagall insisted with a straight face that his supposedly…

Life & Style

It’s 1995: Mountain Dew, Blockbuster, and Your Best Friend Is Sleeping Over

Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, 1995 – Buckle up, buttercups. It’s Friday night, and it’s about to get wild. The scent of your mom’s lasagna is…

Life & Style

Olive Garden’s Master Plan for Worldwide Domination Hinges on Tom Hanks Family Cookbook

Fasten your seatbelts, pasta enthusiasts; we’ve got a saucy scoop that will change the way you view your favorite faux-Italian casual dining chain: Olive…

Science & Technology

Tech Rebellion! Furious Coders Ditch React, Pledge Allegiance to Pure HTML in Ultimate Spite Fest

In the world of Silicon Valley, where the unsung heroes of our time, the programmers, dwell amidst RGB-lit mechanical keyboards and overpriced, fair-trade, gluten-free,…

Music

Local Punk Band Writes Songs About Taking Down Corporations But Members Work Corporate Desk Jobs

Local punk band, The Corporate Exterminators, has been making headlines recently for their politically charged songs about taking down corporations. While the band is…

Entertainment

We Left a Stick of Butter Out on the Kitchen Counter and Watched It Melt, Still Somehow More Entertaining Than This Year’s Predictable Award Show

Los Angeles, CA – In a world where entertainment is at our fingertips, finding something truly captivating is becoming increasingly difficult. From mind-numbing reality…

Entertainment

Five Iconic Movies That Would’ve Been Blockbuster Masterpieces If They Were Sponsored By Sprite

Grab your popcorn and settle in because we’re about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through some of the greatest films in history…