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SuperCum Trend Takes Over Twitter: Gen Z’s Earth-Shattering TikTok Craze Leaves Boomers Begging for Apocalyptic Asteroids

n the vast expanse of the internet, there resides a realm called TikTok where rebellious Gen Z-ers, armed with nothing but smartphones and questionable…

Life & Style

Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles

Los Angeles, CA – If there’s ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it’s none other than hip-hop maestro,…

Music

Jungkook, Military General, Ushers in New Era of BTS Takeover After Successful Military Coup

Today, the people of South Korea were in for a surprise when the K-pop group BTS announced that their member Jungkook had been appointed…

Entertainment

Leaked Succession Season 4 Finale Script Serves Up Logan Roy’s Rat-Fueled Parting Gift Extravaganza

We’ve gotten our filthy paws on the coveted leaked script for the final episode of Succession, Season 4, Episode 10, and holy shit, you’re…

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Veil of Maya’s [m]other Album: A Lovechild of Dubstep and Racing Game Menu Music

Veil of Maya, the once-revered pioneers of the metal scene, have released their latest album, [m]other, with a daring new approach. This highly-anticipated album…

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Gen Z’s Dairy Queen Tramp Stamp Obsession Conquers TikTok

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was ridiculous, brace yourself for the latest TikTok craze giving parents a meltdown.…

Music

Lars Ulrich from Metallica Proves That He’s Still Relevant by Eating His Own Drum Set

In a desperate attempt to prove that he still has relevance in the music industry, Metallica’s drummer Lars Ulrich recently decided to prove himself…

Music

6ix9ine Declares He’s ‘No Snitch’, But Will Spill the Beans To Police

New York rapper 6ix9ine, who was recently released from prison, recently caused a stir when he declared he was “no snitch” during an interview…

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Krispy Kreme Unveils “Girthy Glazers”: Donuts with Slightly Bigger Holes for Men Who Boast Above Average Girth

Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the “Girthy Glazer.” These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess…

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Holy Smokes! Danny DeVito Storms the Stage and Steals the Show at Christian Rock Concert

Danny DeVito made a surprise appearance at a Christian rock concert this past weekend and caused a scene that is still reverberating throughout the…