Life & Style

Man Who Fears Transgender People in Women’s Bathrooms, Clearly Has Never Heard of Unisex Bathrooms

Greenville, SC – A local man is causing controversy after speaking out against a new policy that allows transgender people to use the bathroom…

Politics

Joe Biden’s Fruity Solution to Financial Crisis: ‘There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand’

Washington, D.C. – As the nation grapples with the shocking collapse of several major banks, including the high-profile Silicon Valley Bank, President Joe Biden…

Politics

Manhattan Meltdown: Donald Trump Faces Indictment, Announces ‘Take Back the Nation’ Tour with Surprise Musical Guests

Manhattan, NY — Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any weirder, it’s been revealed that former President Donald Trump is facing imminent indictment,…

Music

Report: 99% of People Who Own Vinyl Are Posers That Don’t Vinyl Players and Will Die Alone With Zero Integrity

In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records…

Politics

Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060

A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to…

Politics

World Leaders on Edge as Joe Biden Endorses ICC Warrant, Vladimir Putin Pledges to Turn Himself In After One Last Ride on Bear

In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court’s…

Music

Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame

Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…

Politics

Air Force One Touches Down, World Leaders Tremble as Biden Debuts the Presidential Hokey Pokey

President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International…

Music

The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’

Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…

Music

Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales

San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…