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Politics
Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”
In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…
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Politics
#TrumpsLaptop Takes Twitter by Storm as Secret Documents Surface, But the Real Horror Show is Windows 98 and Icon-Infested Desktop
TrumpsLaptop has been making headlines on Twitter after top-secret documents were discovered on the former leader of the free world’s personal laptop. But the…
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Politics
Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports
In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…
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Politics
FBI Agents Raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Property Again and You Won’t Believe What They Found This Time
When FBI agents raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence again yesterday looking for more classified documents, they expected to find even more incriminating evidence. Instead,…
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Politics
Joe Biden Promises to Bring Down Chinese ‘Weather Balloon’ After He Takes a 10 Hour Nap
Washington D.C. – In a surprising development, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to take down the supposed Chinese weather balloon that has…
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Politics
Democrats and Republicans, Shut Up and Pay Your Taxes Like Good Little Worker Bees: Your Money Will Help Fund the War Machine, Because Who Hates the Troops?
It’s time to put aside our political differences and come together as a nation to do what we do best: pay taxes. That’s right,…
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Politics
President Biden Found in Hot Water Once Again as Classified Documents Discovered at Local Jimmy John’s
Washington, D.C. – In yet another embarrassing blunder for the Biden Administration, a box of classified documents from the President’s tenure as Vice President…
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Politics
Breaking News: Vladimir Putin Steps Down After Horror Writer Stephen King Demands He Resigns Over Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his immediate resignation today, citing a tweet from bestselling author Stephen King as the reason for his sudden departure.…
