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In a desperate attempt to prove that he still has relevance in the music industry, Metallica's drummer Lars Ulrich recently decided to prove himself by eating his own drum set.…

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May 2023

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6ix9ine Declares He’s ‘No Snitch’, But Will Spill the Beans To Police

New York rapper 6ix9ine, who was recently released from prison, recently caused a stir when he declared he was “no snitch” during an interview with police. The officers, who were…

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May 2023

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Miley Cyrus Implicates Father Billy Ray in Catalytic Converter Thefts

Billy Ray Cyrus of "Achy Breaky Heart" fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say that he has been moonlighting as…

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May 2023

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Mike Portnoy Caught Red-Handed Eating ‘Under the Table’ in Cheating Scandal

When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else entirely. Portnoy seemed to have other…

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May 2023

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We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism

The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That's right – the singer-songwriter has declared that she is fed up…

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May 2023

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A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token

In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album "Take Me Back to Eden" by Sleep Token is upon us. The band has…

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May 2023

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Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed

In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven't forgotten since their heyday in the early 2000s, announced their official…

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May 2023

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Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart

Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside to smell his fart after eating…

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May 2023

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Breaking News: Machine Gun Kelly is a Loser

After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser. According to insiders, the Cleveland native has been struggling…

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May 2023

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POV: You’re a Whammy Pedal and Kirk Hammett Is About to Violate You

As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience - knowing that something special is about to happen. But…