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In an unexpected move, the queen of pop, Beyoncé, has announced that her next album will be composed entirely of the phrase 'Yaaaasss'. The announcement was made during a press…

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Dec 2022

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Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns

Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge, had turned down an invitation to…

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Dec 2022

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Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created

In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other than controversial rapper Kanye West is…

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Dec 2022

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Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing

It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling within his songs, Lamar has decided…

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Dec 2022

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Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away

In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London. The band's fifteen minutes of fame…

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Dec 2022

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Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits

In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew Tate for his lack of consideration…

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Dec 2022

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Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?

Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the conversation in a much more outrageous…

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Dec 2022

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Theophilus London Becomes Hide and Seek Champion, Still Missing

World-renowned musician Theophilus London has officially been declared the world's first-ever Hide and Seek Champion, despite the fact that he has been missing since July of this year. The announcement…

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Dec 2022

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Robotic Vacuum Steals the Show at Imagine Dragons Concert

The Imagine Dragons concert at the local arena was rocked last night, but not by the band’s music. Instead, an unexpected guest – a robotic vacuum cleaner- completely stole the…

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Dec 2022

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Netflix Cancels All New Shows After Complaints of Too Much Content

In what is sure to be a controversial move, Netflix has announced that it is canceling all new shows and films due to a massive influx of complaints from subscribers…