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The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with a resounding "meh" to the news,…

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Jan 2023

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Matt Healy from The 1975 Cancelled: Fans Cry Foul as Band’s Frontman Goes Full Racist

Fans of The 1975 were left reeling today as the band's frontman, Matt Healy, was officially cancelled following a string of controversial remarks and a recent incident at a live…

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Jan 2023

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Experts Baffled by Unending Flood of K-Pop Bands: ‘Where Are They All Coming From?’

In a development that has left music industry experts scratching their heads, the number of K-pop bands continues to skyrocket at an alarming rate. "I mean, seriously, where are they…

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Jan 2023

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Corey Taylor Offers Up a Solution To End The Russia Ukraine War

Corey Taylor, the frontman for the world-renowned rock band Slipknot, has recently taken a stand on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. While many other celebrities have been vocal in their support of…

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Jan 2023

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Linkin Park Launches Cryptic Countdown, Fans Brace for End of the World

In a move that has fans scratching their heads and preparing for the worst, Linkin Park has launched a cryptic countdown on their website, leading many to believe that the…

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Jan 2023

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Madonna Caught Red-Handed Stealing Ideas for New Album

Madonna, the Queen of Pop, has been stealing ideas for her new album from unsuspecting musicians and songwriters. According to sources close to the Material Girl, she has been scouring…

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Jan 2023

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Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search

Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late. But it wasn't technical difficulties or…

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Jan 2023

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Deftones’ Music Revealed to be Nothing More Than Whiny Complaints Set to Down-Tuned Guitars

SACRAMENTO, CA - In a shocking revelation, it turns out that the music of Sacramento-based band Deftones is nothing more than a collection of whiny complaints set to heavy, down-tuned…

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Jan 2023

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Lil Nas X is All Grown Up, Now Goes By Big Nas X

Lil Nas X, the rapper behind the 2019 hit "Old Town Road," has made an announcement that has left fans of all ages scratching their heads. The 23-year-old musician has…

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Jan 2023

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Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die

It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved on from skinny jeans and side-swept…