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Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial genre of music, which has gained…

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Feb 2023

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Queen’s Brian May Shows Off His Hair-Raising Talent

Rock legend Brian May of Queen fame has recently found a new way to show off his musical chops: hair-raising. That's right. The 72-year-old guitarist is now playing his famous…

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Feb 2023

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Pink Floyd Goes Pinker Than Ever: Band Rebrands as ‘Girly Floyd’

Pink Floyd fans may be surprised as the legendary rock band recently announced a dramatic rebranding of their name and image. The band formerly Pink Floyd will be known as…

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Feb 2023

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Refused Plays Refused: Band Leaves Audience Refused of Good Music

Audiences all around the world were shocked when the Swedish punk rock band Refused sold tickets to a sold-out show and then refused to play their instruments. Upon arriving at…

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Feb 2023

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King 810 Frontman Shocks Crowd by Beating Homeless Man to Death on Stage

Flint, MI - The lead vocalist of the controversial metal band King 810 shocked fans at a recent concert by brutally beating a homeless man to death on stage as…

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Feb 2023

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Sleep Token Outed as an AI

The popular band Sleep Token has been outed as an AI band. The band's ethereal and haunting music is not the product of human creativity, but rather the result of…

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Feb 2023

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Gene Simmons Never Got the Memo: Rock and Roll is Dead

It's been decades since KISS frontman Gene Simmons first graced the stage with his signature fire-breathing, pyrotechnic rock and roll show, but it seems he never got the memo that…

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Feb 2023

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Ticketmaster Responds to Complaints About Fees: “We’re Adding More Just Because We Can”

Despite overwhelming complaints from customers, Ticketmaster has announced that it will be adding even more fees to its ticket sales. "We've heard you loud and clear on the fees, and…

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Feb 2023

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Ice-T Demands to be Frozen Alive After Receiving Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

Hip-hop legend and "Law and Order: SVU" star Ice-T caused a stir on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday when he demanded to be cryogenically frozen alive, just moments after…

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Feb 2023

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Rock Legend Ozzy Osbourne Trades In Touring for Corporate Sellout Life, Stars in PlayStation VR 2 Commercial

The world of rock and roll was rocked to its core recently when Ozzy Osbourne announced that he would no longer tour and instead be embracing the life of a…