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The world was shocked today by the sudden return of John Lennon, the legendary Beatle who famously died in 1980. Lennon appeared mysteriously in a small town in the middle…

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Mar 2023

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Will Smith’s New Song Packs a Punch – Literally!

It looks like Will Smith is at it again. His latest single, “Slap,” has been met with mixed reviews – but mostly positive. The song features Smith’s trademark rapping, but…

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Mar 2023

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Country Music Invading Metalcore: Is This the End of Heavy Music as We Know It?

The signs are everywhere: country music is infiltrating every corner of the music world, from the rise of country rap to the recent trend of country and metalcore crossover bands.…

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Mar 2023

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Mike Portnoy Launches Secret Chocolate Bar Assault

Mike Portnoy, the famous rock drummer and vocalist for the band Dream Theater, has recently launched a daring assault on a secret chocolate bar. After a long day of touring,…

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Mar 2023

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Metal Band Sees The Error Of Their Ways After Taking Down Tabs From Ultimate Guitar

The metal band, Megalithic Destruction recently made a huge mistake when they asked Ultimate Guitar to take down guitar tabs for their older songs. What was supposed to be a…

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Mar 2023

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The National’s New Song ‘Tropic Morning News’ So Boring, It Puts Listeners to Sleep!

Indie rock band The National has just released a new song from their upcoming album, First Two Pages of Frankenstein. Titled "Tropic Morning News," the song is a perfect example…

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Mar 2023

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Aussie Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven Partners with Bunnings to Give Fans Snags at Upcoming Shows

Australian metalcore band Patient Sixty-Seven is teaming up with hardware store giant Bunnings to give fans a delicious treat at their upcoming shows: snags. That's right, the beloved Australian delicacy…

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Mar 2023

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Subway Releases Statement: Hacktivist Vocalist’s Rap Was ‘Too Hot to Handle’

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of British Limp Bizkit, Hacktivist, was caught on camera rapping his order to the sandwich artist behind the counter at Subway this…

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Mar 2023

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Frank Ocean Drops New Album, Leaves Fans Guessing

Frank Ocean fans were left scratching their heads this past week when the multi-Grammy Award-winning artist announced the release of his highly anticipated new album. The album, set to drop…

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Mar 2023

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Wholesome! A Beetle Laid Eggs Inside The Brain of Tosin Abasi and They’re Going To Hatch Soon

Tosin Abasi, the world-renowned virtuoso guitarist, was shocked after a rare species of beetle laid eggs inside his brain. The eggs are expected to hatch soon, and Abasi is uncertain…