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Los Angeles, CA - In a jaw-dropping revelation, Olympic sprinting legend Usain Bolt came forth with a chilling exposé on the enigmatic band Sleep Token, claiming they are a front…

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Mar 2023

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World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid

It's time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as "djent." For years, fans of the genre have…

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Mar 2023

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SoundCloud Rapper Takes a Stand Against Putin

In what is sure to be one of the more controversial SoundCloud releases of 2023, an aspiring rapper by the name of 'Lil' Donnie Jo' has released a diss track…

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Mar 2023

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Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”

Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the early-2000s punk-pop scene, has returned to…

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Mar 2023

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KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze

In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast food giant has revealed that the…

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Mar 2023

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Rammstein Announces New Album, Promises Even More Fire and Brimstone

German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in store. According to lead singer Till…

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Mar 2023

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Polyphia’s Tim Henson Dives Deep Into Fishman Pickups Collaboration: Will You Take the Bait?

Dallas, TX - In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist from the progressive metal band Polyphia,…

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Mar 2023

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Appetite for Wedding Destruction: Guns N’ Roses’ Slash Turns Wedding Photographer, but There’s a Catch: He Won’t Give the Photos Back!

In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can't resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash recently made a surprise appearance at an unsuspecting couple's…

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Mar 2023

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Metalheads Brace for Impact as Self-Proclaimed ‘Tough Guy’ Announces Pit Appearance

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck "The Crusher" Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to throw down in the pit at…

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Mar 2023

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Sleep Token Who? The Deftones-Inspired Sleep Tolkien Is Your New Musical Obsession!

If you're a fan of Sleep Token, the British atmospheric metal band known for their cryptic, emotional performances, then it's time to set your sights on something new: Sleep Tolkien.…