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Life & Style
Nation Realizes It’s Been a Few Years Since They Were Outrageously Angry About Harambe, Decides to Get Mad Again
It’s been a few years since the tragic death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and the nation has finally realized that…
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Life & Style
MySpace: The Social Network You Never Knew You Missed Until Facebook Became a Dumpster Fire
MySpace, the once-dominant social network relegated to the annals of internet history, has reemerged to ask what everybody was thinking: “Do you miss us…
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Life & Style
Suburban Dad Cruises at a Daring 5 MPH Over the Speed Limit in His Modded Honda Civic
MIDDLETON, OH – It was a day that will forever be etched into the memories of local residents. On a quiet, unsuspecting Sunday afternoon,…
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Life & Style
Man Reaches End of the Internet, Now Faces Existential Crisis and a Severe Case of FOMO
BOISE, IDAHO – 27-year-old Rick Thompson claims to have reached the end of the internet, leaving him adrift in a sea of existential ennui…
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Life & Style
Pepsi Introduces Provocative New Flavor: Is Pepsi HQ Sipping on Left-Wing Bias Instead of Cola?
The world of fizzy drinks has sharply turned into a liberal conspiracy with Pepsi’s latest soda revelation. PepsiCo, the multinational food and beverage corporation,…
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Life & Style
Jamie Oliver’s Culinary Colonization: Celebrity Chef Stirs Up Controversy by Continuing to Whitewash World Cuisines
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has once again found himself at the centre of a culinary controversy. This time, the Naked Chef has been accused…
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Life & Style
Astonishing! Ball Kicked, Caught, and Thrown in Sports Game, Fans Can’t Get Enough
ANYTOWN, USA – In a stunning display of universal sportsmanship, a team of athletes dazzled onlookers by engaging in a riveting sports game. The…
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Life & Style
Fizzing with Secrets: Insider Reveals McDonald’s Iconic Golden Arches Are Powered by Sprite!
In an exclusive exposé that has fast-food fanatics buzzing, an anonymous insider has come forward with a startling revelation: the world-famous McDonald’s golden arches…
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Life & Style
Cinnabon’s Secret Baked Goods Forest on the Brink of Collapse: Should We Start Hoarding Cinnamon Rolls NOW?
Deep within the heart of the Stickyfingers Woods, the enchanted forest where Cinnabon grows its decadent baked goods, trouble is brewing – and we’re…
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Life & Style
This Man Gave an Italian Restaurant a Bad Yelp Review and Found Himself Wanted by a Sicilian Crime Family. Oops!
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all been there: you have a dining experience that’s so underwhelming, you just have to share it with the…
