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Life & Style
Wendy’s Announces Plan to End World Hunger with Unlimited Baconator Fries
Today, fast food giant Wendy’s announced that they will end world hunger with their new unlimited Baconator fries. “We’ve been working on this for…
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Life & Style
This Pitbull Would Never Hurt Anyone, Except That One Time Last Year, But We Don’t Talk About That: Prepare for a Canine U-Turn in Your Heart!
Cleveland, Ohio – Meet Mr CuddleWuddle, a lovable, cuddly Pitbull with a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. This furry bundle…
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Life & Style
Yes. That car behind you is definitely following you home
Alright, let’s get real here. We all know the dangers of coming home late at night. Whether it’s a creepy alley or an eerie…
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Life & Style
Federal Reserve Insists Economy is Simultaneously Soaring and Crashing
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Reserve, led by Chair Jerome H. Powell, who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard, announced today that…
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Life & Style
Special Investigation: Vegan Who Refuses to Use Fluoride Toothpaste, Eat Meat, or Anything Unnatural Definitely Going to Take MDMA Pills Made in a Bathtub, Later Tonight at a Club
Self-proclaimed “pure” vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The…
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Life & Style
Special Report: KFC’s Secret Recipe Finally Exposed, We’re Now On the Run
Vanflip has obtained a copy of the long-sought-after KFC 11 herbs and spices recipe in an exclusive scoop. After months of digging and piecing…
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Life & Style
Man Who Fears Transgender People in Women’s Bathrooms, Clearly Has Never Heard of Unisex Bathrooms
Greenville, SC – A local man is causing controversy after speaking out against a new policy that allows transgender people to use the bathroom…
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Life & Style
The Great St. Paddy’s Conspiracy: Liver Specialists Caught Green-Handed in Creating World’s Booziest Holiday
Dublin, Ireland – As the world dons green attire, chugs copious amounts of beer and pretends to be Irish for a day, a shocking…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…
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Life & Style
U.S. Banks Topple Like Dominos: Savvy Investors Now Flocking to the Bank of Mattress for Unparalleled Financial Security
SLEEPY HOLLOW, USA – As U.S. banks continue to crumble under the weight of their fiscal irresponsibility, Americans everywhere seek safe havens for their…
