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Life & Style
McDonald’s Sours Soft Serve Fans with News of Extinct Ice Cream Creature
McDonald’s loyal customers were left in shock and dismayed today as the fast food giant announced that the creature from which the crucial ingredient…
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Exhausted Soccer Mom Delivers Knockout Blow to Conor McGregor in Walmart Parking Lot Brawl
It was a typical Tuesday evening at the local Walmart parking lot when washed-up drunk and former UFC champion Conor McGregor met his match.…
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Shit Just Got Real: In-N-Out Burger Says ‘Fuck No’ to Fucking in the Restrooms
Straight from the grease-slicked heart of California, a travesty is unfolding. In-N-Out Burger, the fast food joint worshipped for its secret sauce and animal-style…
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Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles
Los Angeles, CA – If there’s ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it’s none other than hip-hop maestro,…
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Gen Z’s Dairy Queen Tramp Stamp Obsession Conquers TikTok
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was ridiculous, brace yourself for the latest TikTok craze giving parents a meltdown.…
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Krispy Kreme Unveils “Girthy Glazers”: Donuts with Slightly Bigger Holes for Men Who Boast Above Average Girth
Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the “Girthy Glazer.” These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess…
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Sara Lee Desserts CEO Sends Unionizing Employees to “Sweet Retreats” for a Taste of Hard Labor
The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick “Sweet Tooth” Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to…
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Local Pizza Restaurant Goes Bankrupt After Anthony Fantano Gives It a One Star Yelp Review
It’s official: Anthony Fantano’s music reviews have officially gone from the web to the real world. In a bizarre twist of fate, a small,…
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Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy
John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The…
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Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market
The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of…
