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Entertainment
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Saves Australia from Catastrophic Recession, But at What Cost?
The nation teetered on the edge of economic collapse in the sun-drenched expanse known as Australia—home to kangaroos, Vegemite, and an alarming variety of…
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Forget The 2023 Writers Guild of America Strike: Midgets are striking and it’s worse than you can ever imagine
Roll up, roll up, and feast your eyes on the latest spectacle to hit the boulevards of Hollywood—a cavalcade of pint-sized prima donnas has…
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Fiscal Spell Fail: JK Rowling Conjured Up a Dinner Tab She Wouldn’t Vanish
Wizards of Wall Street, hold onto your broomsticks and get ready for this latest magical mishap: JK Rowling, the literary sorceress who famously penned…
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John Cleese Shocks Fans: Admits to ‘Murdering’ Comedy in the 80s
Comedy legend John Cleese has ‘confessed’ to a crime most foul – the ‘murder’ of comedy in the 1980s. That’s right, folks, the Monty…
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Ashton Kutcher’s “Role Model” Danny Masterson Gets 30 Years Behind Bars
Oh boy, remember when Ashton Kutcher looked up to Danny Masterson? You know, the good ol’ days when they starred together on That ’70s…
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Mr. Least Unveils His ‘Bye Local’ Campaign: Buys Small Businesses Just to Bulldoze Them—Says It’s for the ‘Greater Bad’!
Ah, small businesses, the backbone of America. The quaint little shops where dreams are packaged into home-baked goods and hand-knit scarves. Enter Mr. Least—the…
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Entertainment
Missed the Boat on Taylor Swift’s ‘Era’s’ Tour Tickets? Join the Sobbing Fan Club of Losers!
It’s a dark day in Swiftyville. Taylor Swift’s ‘Era’s’ tour tickets sold out faster than you can say “Shake it Off,” you’re one of…
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Jake Paul’s Sperm Loses the Battle to His Left Hook: Joe Rogan Reveals the Shocking Tale of Virility and Vanity
In the world of celebrity brawls, there’s nothing quite as astounding as Jake Paul’s left hook, except perhaps his sperm’s performance—or lack thereof. That’s…
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He’s Back, Baby! Justin Timberlake’s Miraculous Resurrection From the Cross Proves He Can’t Stop the Feeling… Or Death!
Hold on to your hats, people. Our boy Justin Timberlake has just taken history’s most jaw-dropping comeback tour. Forget about the charts, the stages,…
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Entertainment
Royal Leak! Prince Harry Now Wipes After He Pees, and the Internet Wants Meghan Arrested for ‘Toilet Tampering’
Ah, the British Royal Family! A symbol of dignity, grace, and—wait for it—proper pee etiquette? You read that right, folks. Rumors are swirling faster…
