Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Brave: this Red Lobster employee just fought a disgruntled customer live on stage at a Kid Rock concert (and won)
The world is full of brave heroes, but none more so than this Red Lobster employee who fearlessly took on an irate customer during…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Yellowstone Season 5 Part 2 and It’s Not What You Would Expect
Yellowstone Season 5 just wrapped up its mid-season finale for Season 5, and now fans will have to wait for Yellowstone Season 5: Part…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Job For a Cowboy’s New Album is Music to Cattle’s Ears
Metal fans everywhere are rejoicing as Job For a Cowboy (JFAC) announced their new album, “The Agony Seeping Storm,” will be released sometime in…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Michael Jackson; King of Pop or Coward of Guttural Vocals?
Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Pop, but one thing he was never able to master was guttural vocals. This lack of ability…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Man’s Steering Wheel Drumming Wish Finally Comes True
The day finally arrived for Billy Smith: his talents behind the wheel were finally recognized. Billy, a middle-aged gentleman from the small town of…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
NPR Apologizes After Alex Jones’ Tiny Desk Concert Spirals Out of Control
In a shocking turn of events, NPR was forced to apologize after a Tiny Desk Concert with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones went awry. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
We Bought a Leaked Copy of Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre From a Street Vendor in Mexico and Reviewed It
In the age of digital music, it’s becoming harder and harder for music fans to find a good physical copy of their favorite album.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Burger King announces new marketing campaign: A Burger King death metal band
The fast-food giant Burger King turned the fast-food world on its head and stomped on it today when it announced it was forming its…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Mark Holcomb, Djent Grandmaster, Takes Down ‘Djent Shitposting Group’ in Epic Game of Checkmate
On Tuesday, the internet was abuzz when legendary Djent guitarist Mark Holcomb took the stage to publicly challenge the “Djent Shitposting” Facebook group to…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Netflix Cancels ‘1899’ in Wake of Outrage Over Penis Statue Sculpting
In a move that comes as no surprise to viewers, Netflix announced today they have cancelled the show 1899 after a series of outcries…
· By Martin Finch